P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

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We have been given a role to play. We have been asked to provide, to give lectures on the role of Islamic development and the way we do it here, so the people who are Muslims there would understand what the role of Islam is.
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With the backdrop of its geostrategic location and historical ties with the Middle East, Turkey has an essential role to play for the stability, peace and social development of the region.
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I've had two fights in my life. Both times I threw one punch, and both times I broke my hand! I really am a stranger to the world of fighting.
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I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.
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One puts off the biography like you put off death. To write an autobiography is to etch the words on your own gravestone.
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We have the 2004 M1 here for reference, which is useful. It worked well here last year; we won the race and always did fast lap times so it will be interesting to compare it to the new bike and it will help us to understand which parts have improved.
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Too often, older women are seen as victims, but I know lots of formidable women who have marvellous jobs as well as a full erotic life, and children and friends and family.
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If you hear me out, I believe you'll discover that what motivates me more than any other issue is the defense of everyone's rights.
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Why do they cover Paul's songs but never mine?
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When people get placed upon a pedestal - when they start chasing after that person on the pedestal - they become mannequin-like.
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Sylvester has a great popular sense, as good as any writer I've ever worked with. He knows what audiences want to see, and what they don't want to see.
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I usually eat a salad for lunch and before a game since it keeps me feeling healthy and energized on the field. I love piling on the toppings: the more colorful the better! I usually do nuts, fruit and avocado, but I also mix up my creations with different toppings and lettuces.
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All I've ever done is try to get at the truth of the matter.
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We must secure our borders and restore the rule of law, and more than anyone running, Ted Cruz has fought to make this nation secure while protecting our constitutional rights.
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Man needs colour to live; it's just as necessary an element as fire and water.
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So for us any gain we had in election, one vote that we got, was a win.
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It is, according to almost every guidebook, the world's 'greatest monument to love.
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Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
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You all know my commitment to the National Health Service. While I am Secretary of State, the NHS will never be fragmented, privatised or undermined. I am personally committed to an NHS which gives equal access, and excellent care.
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The affections are like lightning: you cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen.
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What does it matter if China’s economy grows when there are no basic protections for its citizens?
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I always dress scruffily, but at weekends I live in muddy Wellies.
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Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.