P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
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I'm so intrigued by women throughout history where the significance of what they were representing at that time is obscured by the fact a man saved them or they were prostitutes.
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During the 2008 election, I made clear to the Obama campaign that I don't think it's wise for me to force my personal political agenda on anyone.
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V-necks are great because you can get a little fat and you still look kind of good - and I like to get fat sometimes, so it's nice. I like to fluctuate between the world of skinny and fat, so V-necks suit me well.
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I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
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I feel that everyone has a right to be insane.
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One of the things jazz has always excelled at is translating the reality of the times through its musical prism.
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Aesthetically, I don't really like the blond, tan thing. I am pale. So I may as well embrace the pale. Long, blond hair and a bad spray tan is the stuff of my nightmares.
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I'm developing artists for my new record label, my son's band, Intangible, being one of them.
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Unless you are Stephen King, a book signing is attended by maybe 40 or 50 people.
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I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.
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By no means do I want to try to leave country music. That's absolutely where I want to stay.
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I am suspicious of writers who go looking for issues to address. Writers are neither preachers nor journalists. Journalists know much more than most writers about what's going on in the world. And if you want to change things, you do journalism.
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I've never been someone who needs a lot of takes or enjoys a lot of takes. I like the fast thing of it.
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I was gladly cuffed, shackled, loaded into the caged bus and driven through the main gate of Bare Hill Correctional Facility for what I pray to God will be forever.
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There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!
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The intensity of being in front of all these incredible musicians and tremendous conductors in these elaborate halls can be overwhelming.
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The food system is not a free market. In this country, we impose reasonably high standards of animal welfare - but we haven't applied the same standards to food we import, so all we're really doing is exporting cruelty from Britain elsewhere, and at the same time undermining our farmers.
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
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The so-called oligarchs have always had less influence than conventional wisdom attributed to them.
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Well, first of all, I was asked by Ross Perot on a telephone call in March of 1992 if, since he had committed on the Larry King Show to becoming a candidate for president, to get on all 50 ballots.
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I need freedom to be happy.
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Kobe Bryant is my favorite basketball player. He takes risks. He goes for the shot. He isn't cautious with whatever he does.
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It's amazing how small business owners figure out how to stretch a dollar as far as they possibly can.
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It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
