P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
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I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way - I don't want to marry my car or anything stupid like that!
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I'm so intrigued by women throughout history where the significance of what they were representing at that time is obscured by the fact a man saved them or they were prostitutes.
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During the 2008 election, I made clear to the Obama campaign that I don't think it's wise for me to force my personal political agenda on anyone.
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V-necks are great because you can get a little fat and you still look kind of good - and I like to get fat sometimes, so it's nice. I like to fluctuate between the world of skinny and fat, so V-necks suit me well.
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I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
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I feel that everyone has a right to be insane.
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One of the things jazz has always excelled at is translating the reality of the times through its musical prism.
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Aesthetically, I don't really like the blond, tan thing. I am pale. So I may as well embrace the pale. Long, blond hair and a bad spray tan is the stuff of my nightmares.
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I'm developing artists for my new record label, my son's band, Intangible, being one of them.
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The world does not look to us in the Arab world out of a healthy desire for knowledge.
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Unless you are Stephen King, a book signing is attended by maybe 40 or 50 people.
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I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.
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By no means do I want to try to leave country music. That's absolutely where I want to stay.
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I am suspicious of writers who go looking for issues to address. Writers are neither preachers nor journalists. Journalists know much more than most writers about what's going on in the world. And if you want to change things, you do journalism.
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I've never been someone who needs a lot of takes or enjoys a lot of takes. I like the fast thing of it.
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I was gladly cuffed, shackled, loaded into the caged bus and driven through the main gate of Bare Hill Correctional Facility for what I pray to God will be forever.
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There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!
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Plastic surgery and breast implants are fine for people who want that, if it makes them feel better about who they are. But, it makes these people, actors especially, fantasy figures for a fantasy world. Acting is about being real being honest.
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Paris for lunch, dinner in St. Petersburg.
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The gap between being a bad person and being a criminal is often wide.
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Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people; and behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him.
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The story of trying to live up to the myth is more interesting than the myth itself.
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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
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It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.
