P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night.

P. G. Wodehouse

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• I voted for Barack Obama.

  

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• I feel quite excited about the possibility of working on multiple albums. There's something really iconic about having a catalog featuring a lot of albums, and I'd love to have that legacy.

  

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• I was raised Catholic, and my grandmother taught me to stay. As a teenager, I thought if you went on a date, you should stay for a couple of years. I didn't realize that if he wasn't your cup of tea, you got to leave.

  

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• Quiet is the new loud.

  

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• We have lost a lot of ground to the extremists in the Middle East.

  

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• The next time you see an outside day with a down close lower than the previous day, don't get scared, get ready to buy!

  

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• Ingratitude is the essence of vileness.

  

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• So many times, you pick up a script, and you think, 'OK, so she's the sexy one,' or, 'She's the ex-girlfriend.'

  

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• Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night.

  

  P. G. Wodehouse
  • Night
  • Moving
  • Dark