P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up, ‘Let Wooster do it.’

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• Cutting the deficit by gutting our investments in innovation and education is like lightening an overloaded airplane by removing its engine. It may make you feel like you're flying high at first, but it won't take long before you feel the impact.

  

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• Knowing constitutional law helps one at the opera. The trial in 'Billy Budd,' as example, invokes the fugitive slave clause of the U.S. Constitution.

  

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• As a mom, you do what you have to do without even thinking about it.

  

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• I like nicotine because it excites my brain and helps me work.

  

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• You need to make a trip to Des Moines in August, because the Iowa State Fair really is a sight to see. The Iowa Fairgrounds are usually packed for those 11 days, and you get a real sense of what a classic Midwest fair is all about.

  

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• Afghanistan has moved forward and Afghanistan will defend itself. And the progress that we have achieved, the Afghan people will not allow it to be put back or reversed.

  

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• Don't feel sorry for me. I've had a great life, great friends.

  

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• If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself.

  

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• I think I'm the kind of person who would be very difficult to employ - I'm pretty annoying, but driven.

  

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• I used to wear miniskirts with my GB top, and sparkly sandals, and the boys would be like: 'Oh my gosh, this girl cannot be serious.'

  

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• The truth is, when I got started in this business, it wasn't because I had a full understanding of the importance of the business, but because I thought it was fun. I found it exciting. It fulfilled me, whatever it was that I was looking for.

  

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• A hit film is what we work for as actors, as that goes to show that we have managed to entertain our audiences who shower us with their love and affection throughout the years.

  

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• A creationist can embarrass an evolutionist by asking for a definition of species.

  

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• Our constitutional liberties shall not be sacrificed in our search for greater security, for that is what our enemies and all enemies of freedom and democracy hope to achieve.

  

  Tammy Baldwin
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• My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.

  

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• A sociopath is not just someone who doesn't care about human emotion. They're someone who understands people to the point that they can manipulate them to an extraordinary degree.

  

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• People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.

  

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• I think media people know we're good at making content and how we can be smart about how to consume it. It's always a balance.

  

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• In the long run, there are people who've made more money or had bigger stardom at points. But, I think I'll have come out winning.

  

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• If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.

  

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• I guess somewhere along the way He must have let us all out to play Turned his back, and all God's children Crept out the back door

  

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• When I get to 40, I'm going to re-evaluate everything and then go from there. Because when I get to 40, I would like to see where I'm at in my career because I might want to go, 'You know what, I'm done. I'm just happy with everything,' and I'm going to go off my merry way, and I'll probably never pick up a golf club ever again.

  

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• Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.

  

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• Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up, ‘Let Wooster do it.’

  

  P. G. Wodehouse
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