P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too.

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There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.
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Neither can the wave that has passed by be recalled, nor the hour which has passed return again.
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If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.
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Young people do not watch television; they are on the Internet.
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Any guy that's not working with the same amount of intensity and passion that I do, I don't want to know.
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Two hundred years ago, our precursors in Haiti struck a blow for freedom, which was heard around the world, and across centuries.
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It used to hurt me that people thought I didn't have the technique and the temperament to play Test cricket.
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I've always thought that it's good to watch the news to find out what everybody else is looking at and believing, if only because that's how consensus is constructed.
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My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic, worked in a restaurant, always had a second job.
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A lot of West Virginia is untouched. It doesn't have as many strip malls, it has these old towns that feel like it used to be how it looked. Charleston has this river that runs through it, and it's really beautiful.
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When you're a kid, to be honest, you could be in the worst situation ever, but you're still going to have ways to enjoy it.
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In many films, as many different characters, I've killed many different people.
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I need one psychological expert to help me concentrate.
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I can only think of music as something inherent in every human being - a birthright. Music coordinates mind, body and spirit.
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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I have been learning English on the road since I started when I was 15, so it is a slow process but making some progress. Now I think I am much more comfortable with my English. However, it is difficult, still, when I speak about something that is not tennis.
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Any powerful technology can be abused.
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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
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I'm always writing lyrics. I have so many lyrics on so many stray pieces of paper. Everywhere.
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In the future I think the labels on most pop music are going to go. Everyone keeps jumping into everyone else's space.
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I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could have done it, but they never picked up a pole, and never made the feeble effort to pick their legs off the ground and get over the bar.
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Everyone says to hydrate on the plane, but I don't.
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Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too.