P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too.

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There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.
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Neither can the wave that has passed by be recalled, nor the hour which has passed return again.
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If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.
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Young people do not watch television; they are on the Internet.
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Any guy that's not working with the same amount of intensity and passion that I do, I don't want to know.
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Two hundred years ago, our precursors in Haiti struck a blow for freedom, which was heard around the world, and across centuries.
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It used to hurt me that people thought I didn't have the technique and the temperament to play Test cricket.
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I've always thought that it's good to watch the news to find out what everybody else is looking at and believing, if only because that's how consensus is constructed.
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My mother worked in factories, worked as a domestic, worked in a restaurant, always had a second job.
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A lot of West Virginia is untouched. It doesn't have as many strip malls, it has these old towns that feel like it used to be how it looked. Charleston has this river that runs through it, and it's really beautiful.
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When you're a kid, to be honest, you could be in the worst situation ever, but you're still going to have ways to enjoy it.
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In many films, as many different characters, I've killed many different people.
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I need one psychological expert to help me concentrate.
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I can only think of music as something inherent in every human being - a birthright. Music coordinates mind, body and spirit.
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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I have been learning English on the road since I started when I was 15, so it is a slow process but making some progress. Now I think I am much more comfortable with my English. However, it is difficult, still, when I speak about something that is not tennis.
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Any powerful technology can be abused.
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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
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Songs can be Trojan horses, taking charged ideas and sneaking past the ego's defenses and into the open mind.
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In your spare time, google the ingredients in all the foods you are eating. If you care about yourself, you may change your menu
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People do not change when you tell them they should; they change when they tell themselves they must.
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My life has been forged by middle class values: faith, hard work, deep respect for America and all that she stands for.
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You can't tell me that I can't dress!
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Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too.