P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them.

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I was obsessed with work in my youth. It's why I didn't get married until I was 38 and the reason I didn't have kids.
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I believe Mexico should dedicate 100% of its oil revenues to developing human capital and technological development. None of us politicians should be able to touch that money.
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This is a group playing together and that's the only way, I feel, this play can be successful and moving. I am so lucky to have the people that are in it. When I came here I didn't know who was going to be in the play.
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My father's a Southern Baptist minister. I wasn't lighting cars on fire; I just wasn't.
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I just can't get used to the idea of being somebody unreal in people's minds. I can't live my life like that. And it's just anathema to being a writer. It's not healthy.
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I've wanted to write comics ever since I figured out it was a job.
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I think of myself as a journeyman actor. I've got some talent and I work hard, but people like Brando or Pacino - those people are touched by God.
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Once I looked into a mirror at my face I felt like it was completely convincing. I was Salieri.
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Istanbul is a vast place. There are very conservative neighbourhoods, there are places that are upper class, Westernised, consuming Western culture.
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Every one of us, no matter how damaged or abnormal or shut down, we're all looking for love. Every person needs love in this world, but our views on what love is vary enormously.
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'RoboCop,' when that came out, was like the best comic book movie ever, and it's not based on a comic book.
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Different directors have different things, so when I left Mike Leigh, as it were, and I went into other projects after 'All or Nothing,' it took some getting used to - what do you mean there's a script?!?' That kind of thing.
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What we all want is public safety. We don't want rhetoric that's framed through ideology.
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There's such a preoccupation with liquidity and such an unwillingness to invest beyond the horizon of the next quarter and making sure that the CEOs hit their quarterly earnings.
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War is something Arafat sends others to do for him. That is, the poor souls who believe in him. This pompous incompetent caused the failure of the Camp David negotiations, Clinton's mediation.
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I don't know how to say no, and that's a weakness.
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It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.
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I grew up in the South and went to church a lot.
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There was a time when rival teams used a shift against me. They would put the second baseman on the shortstop's side of the bag, move the shortstop into the hole to his right, and have the third baseman hug the foul line. The idea was to build an infield wall against a known right-handed pull hitter.
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
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I don't believe in Apocalypses. I believe in Apocatastases. I think it may be the title for The Film. It's a bitch to pronounce, and no-one knows what it means, but otherwise it's a great title.
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Companies that have strong graphic identities have built them through years of use.
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Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them.