P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.
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I am obsessed with the Great Depression and with former showgirls - and the Victorians - the idea of wistful, dark romance.
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Second place is just the first place loser.
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The march of the human mind is slow.
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I was thinking about it: so many of my stories are about my family life, not about being related to a lot of famous people. That's my grandma, that's my mama, my daddy, my aunt, my uncle, my stepdaddy. I'd probably tell them even if they weren't well known.
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Growing up on the plantation there in Mississippi, I would work Monday through Saturday noon. I'd go to town on Saturday afternoons, sit on the street corner, and I'd sing and play.
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I have such a huge girl crush on Beyonce.
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Being brave enough to just be unapologetic for who you are, that's a goddess.
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Be drawn to the visual arts for it can expand your imagination.
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There was a huge, tremendous amount of disabled veterans and the Veteran's Administration just wasn't geared up for it. I know for a fact that it's getting better and better.
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Girls are going to school again in Swat Valley. And that is great.
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Unless the reformer can invent something which substitutes attractive virtues for attractive vices, he will fail.
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In our world of sleek flesh and collagen, Botox and liposuction, what we most fear is the dissolution of the body-mind, the death of the brain.
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Apartheid either is or is not. And it must not be.
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I never wanted to be like other blues singers. I might like hearing them play, but I've never wanted to be anyone other than myself. There are a few people that I've wished I could play like, but when I tried, it didn't work.
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I'm Pisces with Leo rising. The Pisces part is the dreamer. The Leo says, 'Let's execute.'
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I feel like the rap metal at the end of the 1990s destroyed rock music for everybody and suddenly everybody felt like they had to apologise for being in rock bands. People suddenly felt bad about wanting to reach massive audiences and the sense of theatre, that we have in our live show, became something to avoid.
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Squid experts have been debating for some time about whether the giant squid is a passive predator that just floats around in the water and waits to bump into something. I was never one to imagine it to be passive.
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Trump would have been unelectable were it not for the groundwork laid by Bill Clinton and Bill Gates, two liberal heroes.
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I got everything I wanted out of Texas. Obviously, you'd love to win more. You'd love to win a national championship and compete at that level. But as far as relationships and development, I couldn't be happier.
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I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.
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I'm a very spiritual person. And it affects my work greatly.
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Men are in numberless instances qualified for certain things, for no other reason than because they are qualified for nothing else.
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One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.
