Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
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Every ghetto you go to, Latinos and blacks are the two people that are together. We don't look at each other in any different way, like 'He's black; I'm Latino.' I look at us as one.
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I worked a little as a messenger on a bicycle and then decided to study photography and film.
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No one succeeds without effort... Those who succeed owe their success to perseverance.
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I have done theatre, and I enjoy the process of smaller films a lot more. When I do such films, there are certain things which I get to do which are untapped. The scenes give me the liberty to play and mould the character in accordance to the director's mindset.
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I have great admiration for the fact – checking team. Considering it takes me years to gather all the facts in my books, it's a daunting task for the fact – checkers to review all of that material in a matter of weeks.
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It's fun to be an actor and dress up, but I'm happy being me and just loving accepting my personal style.
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Our religious belief usurps the place of our sensations, our imaginations of our judgment. We no longer look to actions, trace their consequences, and then deduce the rule; we first make the rule, and then, right or wrong, force the action to square with it.
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I'm a perfectionist about being on time.
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I may have had a prejudice against agnosticism as a body of thought: sort of a fence-sitting theory, where you can't make up your mind one way or another.
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I don't read books regularly, because I'm always writing them. I've written 30 books, thousands of pages.
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There have been a lot of changes in recruit training in the past twenty years.
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I'm an expert in baseball and I don't even have a job. I'm an expert, more so than a lot of people out there. It should be my career until I'm dead. I should be one of the instructors. I think I've earned it.
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Holy Joe: And on the day of judgment everything will be replayed, even your thoughts
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Turpe quidem dictu, sed, si modo vera fatemur,vulgus amicitias utilitate probat.
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Courtiers don’t take wagers against the king’s skill. There is the deadly danger of winning.
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But youth is as a flowing stream, on whose current the shadow may rest but not remain.
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It's dogged as does it. It's not thinking about it.
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Cursed be he above all othersWho's enslaved by love of money.Money takes the place of brothers,Money takes the place of parents.Money brings us war and slaughter.
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I know Liverpool is the best team in the moment in the world, When you’re linked with that team it makes me very proud.
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All socialists have bad backs because we slouch - except when we’re watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown.
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The refutation of suicide: is it not inelegant to abandon a world which has so willingly put itself at the service of our melancholy?
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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.