Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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• Every ghetto you go to, Latinos and blacks are the two people that are together. We don't look at each other in any different way, like 'He's black; I'm Latino.' I look at us as one.

  

  Fat Joe
  • People
  • Different
  • Together

• I worked a little as a messenger on a bicycle and then decided to study photography and film.

  

  Ori Gersht
  • Study
  • Photography
  • Bicycle

• No one succeeds without effort... Those who succeed owe their success to perseverance.

  

  Ramana Maharshi
  • Success
  • Effort
  • Perseverance

• I have done theatre, and I enjoy the process of smaller films a lot more. When I do such films, there are certain things which I get to do which are untapped. The scenes give me the liberty to play and mould the character in accordance to the director's mindset.

  

  Nawazuddin Siddiqui
  • Done
  • Character
  • Theatre

• I have great admiration for the fact – checking team. Considering it takes me years to gather all the facts in my books, it's a daunting task for the fact – checkers to review all of that material in a matter of weeks.

  

  Dan Brown
  • Me
  • Books
  • Fact

• It's fun to be an actor and dress up, but I'm happy being me and just loving accepting my personal style.

  

  India de Beaufort
  • Up
  • Happy
  • Fun

• Our religious belief usurps the place of our sensations, our imaginations of our judgment. We no longer look to actions, trace their consequences, and then deduce the rule; we first make the rule, and then, right or wrong, force the action to square with it.

  

  Frances Wright
  • Action
  • Religious
  • Look

• I'm a perfectionist about being on time.

  

  Tammin Sursok
  • Time
  • Being
  • Perfectionist

• I may have had a prejudice against agnosticism as a body of thought: sort of a fence-sitting theory, where you can't make up your mind one way or another.

  

  S. T. Joshi
  • Up
  • Mind
  • May

• I don't read books regularly, because I'm always writing them. I've written 30 books, thousands of pages.

  

  Ferran Adria
  • Writing
  • Always
  • Pages

• There have been a lot of changes in recruit training in the past twenty years.

  

  R. Lee Ermey
  • Past
  • Training
  • Changes

• I'm an expert in baseball and I don't even have a job. I'm an expert, more so than a lot of people out there. It should be my career until I'm dead. I should be one of the instructors. I think I've earned it.

  

  Barry Bonds
  • People
  • Job
  • Career

• Holy Joe:  And on the day of judgment everything will be replayed, even your thoughts

  

  Jack Chick
  • Thoughts

• Turpe quidem dictu, sed, si modo vera fatemur,vulgus amicitias utilitate probat.

  

  Ovid

• Courtiers don’t take wagers against the king’s skill. There is the deadly danger of winning.

  

  Isaac Asimov
  • Winning
  • King

• But youth is as a flowing stream, on whose current the shadow may rest but not remain.

  

  Letitia Elizabeth Landon
  • May
  • Rest
  • Shadow

• It's dogged as does it. It's not thinking about it.

  

  Anthony Trollope
  • Thinking

• Cursed be he above all othersWho's enslaved by love of money.Money takes the place of brothers,Money takes the place of parents.Money brings us war and slaughter.

  

  Anacreon
  • Money
  • War
  • Parents

• Now let me say that the next thing we must be concerned about if we are to have peace on earth and good will toward men is the nonviolent affirmation of the sacredness of all human life. Every man is somebody because he is a child of God.

  

  Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • Affirmation
  • Human Life
  • Good Will

• We love that our platform allows people to give.

  

  Charles Best
  • People

• The changing of Bodies into Light, and Light into Bodies, is very conformable to the Course of Nature, which seems delighted with Transmutations.

  

  Isaac Newton
  • Light
  • Changing
  • Bodies

• They the young are not 'no-longers,' losing faculties, losing control, shamefully dispossessed from themselves, marked by deprivation and experiencing the organic rebellion staged by the body against the elderly; they are 'not-yets,' with no idea how quickly things turn out another way.

  

  Philip Roth
  • Control

• There is a time for some things, and a time for all things; a time for great things, and a time for small things.

  

  Miguel de Cervantes
  • Time
  • Great
  • Things

• I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

  

  Weird Al Yankovic