Weird Al Yankovic (Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic) Quotes
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If I could have anything - you know, and this is across the board for any presidential candidate - I would have a greater acknowledgment of history in our policy and in our affairs.
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
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You might think the thinner version of yourself is going to be the most positive or confident, but that's not how it is for me. When I'm over 200 pounds, that's when I'm the most confident version of myself.
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Suning Appliance has no problem of financial risk. Do you think I'm risky? I'm definitely not risky.
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Our party never tolerated those who use violence for political ends. Our leaders lost their lives standing against terrorism.
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I don't know the history of my sport. I'm not like those people who know everything.
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From my own point of view, I hope everybody would realise that people who work in Scottish football - referees included - are always under terrific scrutiny.
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Maybe I am a bit unusual here, but I am less stressed if I have my phone with me. Because I can spend like an hour in the morning taking care of everything instead of I sit there and wonder what I missed or wonder what's happening. So it's way less stressful for me to just answer my phone.
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Together, we can create a world in which peace is real; in which every human being can thrive; in which all share the promise of our century. I believe we can succeed.
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If the Chinese can't buy U.S. products, they'll buy them from European countries and then develop stronger economic ties with France and Germany and perhaps side more with those countries when international issues flare up.
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Since day one my thing has always been to play the music.
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The best physique I ever had was when I was ballet dancing.
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Everything I've experienced, things that my friends have experienced and we talk about, things that are on the news - all aspects of life are in my message.
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I honestly don't diet or work out regularly. I'm just always running around - you'll never catch me having a day on the sofa.
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I will not, I cannot justify it.
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How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
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I once got engaged to his daughter Honoria, a ghastly dynamic exhibit who read Nietzsche and had a laugh like waves breaking on a stern and rockbound coast.
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The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.
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It's very hard to live with yourself if you don't stick with your moral code.
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If the situation was such that there was only one learned lama or genuine practitioner alive, a person whose death would cause the whole of Tibet to lose all hope of keeping its Buddhist way of life, then it is conceivable that in order to protect that one person it might be justified for one or 10 enemies to be eliminated if there was no other way.
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I started auditioning when I was about 10 and I didn't get my first job until I was 12, and two years at that age is really hard.
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You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.
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I wish I had perfect pitch, but I don't, and thanks to the miracle of YouTube, a bad night lives forever!
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
