Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

Quotes to Explore
-
The most important thing is to preserve the world we live in. Unless people understand and learn about our world, habitats, and animals, they won't understand that if we don't protect those habitats, we'll eventually destroy ourselves.
-
When you begin to write poems because you love language, because you love poetry. Something happens that makes you write poems. And the writing of poems is incredibly pleasurable and addictive.
-
The reality of music itself, which is the fabric of life for me, is where most of my attention is.
-
Anyone can make an article longer; the skill is keeping it tight and lean.
-
I have asked my mom and my sister a couple times if I should post something or not. Or if they think a video is funny.
-
Sometimes God presents opportunities that look insignificant or rather ordinary. Perhaps you don't see how they fit into the big picture for your life. But if God is asking you to do something, He has a purpose for it.
-
I don't see myself as a diva at all.
-
The fact is that surveys which media people openly admit to show that fewer than twelve percent of their customers believe they're doing a good job, while the average profit margin in television is in the neighborhood of eighty percent.
-
The American Federation of Teachers has a long track record of working with administrators, parents, and communities to provide real help to struggling students and low-performing schools. We've learned that intensive interventions, proven programs, and adequate resources can transform students' lives and their schools.
-
I wish at times I had finished school just to say I had.
-
I would love to work with Matt Damon.
-
It's difficult to act in a language that's not your own. It takes a long time to put your head around it and feel confident with it.
-
I could have taken the easy life and just done classical, but I felt very strongly about the album, my first pop album, the first time that I'd fused so many influences. I was very proud when it was in the charts in 25 countries at once.
-
As far as the UFC, if they offer us a fair deal, then we would be open to fighting in the UFC.
-
Countries are either mothers or fathers, and engender the emotional bristle secretly reserved for either sire.
-
Somebody must show that the Afro-American race is more sinned against than sinning, and it seems to have fallen upon me to do so.
-
It's just difficult to see that people want to be like the actors and the performers and the politicians who are - who they see all the time, but the people that are probably having the most fun are the writers and the directors and the producers and the scientists, right, the people in the back that are getting to do the creative process.
-
Over the years I must have spent thousands of hours silently brushing on the liquid coatings, preparing each sheet in anticipation of reaching the perfect print.
-
There must always be a balance between protecting privacy and security. In our country, one of the ways we have struck that balance is by requiring a court order before law enforcement can access certain communications of and data on suspects.
-
Part of what I loved - and love - about being around older people is the tangible sense of history they embody. I'm interested in military history, for instance, because both my grandfathers fought in World War II. I'm interested in writing because one of those grandfathers wrote books.
-
I worry about the future of this country for our kids and grandkids and America not being on the world stage and that vacuum being filled by the likes of Vladimir Putin.
-
I was born in a territory called Biran, in the eastern region of Cuba. It's known by that name, although it has never appeared on a map.
-
I don't follow golf! I don't keep up with golf or know who is coming or going. I am just here to play the game and be done with it.
-
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.