Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.
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Fashion is a language, for sure, and it is a reflection of society.
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I'm excited that I get to do what I love, and I'm benefiting through projects that speak to me.
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I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.
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I think the films we see, the Hollywood films, which are basically entertainment, will still be there, but they'll be in a totally different category. People won't take them seriously. They'll kind of end up the way comic books have. A side view of things.
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You work with some people, you see a spark in them and you can't help praising them. But everyone has their own destiny. No one can make anyone. Who reaches where and when, is all written.
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'Dancing with the Stars' is awesome.
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I may have had a lot of luck in my life, but I still need to find a challenge in the game.
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What is new in the world? Nothing. What is old in the world? Nothing. Everything has always been and will always be.
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When people recognise me they just kind of go 'Hi how are you,' really kind of cool you know.
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I just wish that people will be kinder to me when I pass away.
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I was sitting alone in a grim mood – furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me – from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign – please send the bills to me... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions.
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My parents were ordinary people; we lived in a small apartment.
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Splendid architecture, the love of your life, an old friend... they can all go drifting by unseen if you're not careful.
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Sometimes I'll have an idea for a story or have a subject, and that will inspire lyrics, but most of the time, hopefully, they already exist somewhere else.
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I believe that the topic of chemical weapons is critically important for international peace and security, and I take note of the ongoing debate over what course of action should be taken by the international community. All those actions should be taken within the framework of the U.N. Charter, as a matter of principle.
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I will never sell Flipkart.
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New York's definitely got my heart.
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One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are.
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The best thing about my job, though, is stopping at the end of the day and rejoining the human universe.
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Having a college degree gave me the opportunity to be... well-rounded. Also, the people I met at the university, most of them are still my colleagues now. People I've known for years are all in the industry together.
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A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity.
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The married woman as family provider beside the man, often also in place of the man, but always however subservient to the man's dominion - this is the worst form of woman slavery our time has created.
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I'm a strict materialist - but the police are brutal materialists.
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If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching class in high school, at getting kids' attention, and delivering lesson plans. Though my principal even told me that this was what I was meant to do. And that being a big-mouth comedian was a waste of time.
