Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
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I think I've achieved a lot in 41 years. I like how 41 feels; I feel good. I don't like how it sounds too much.
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It sounds depressing, but I think when you truly love someone, you'll never stop loving them.
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And he was going to give me a song, because I'm a singer and I wanted to sing in everything.
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My favorite literary heroine is Jo March. It is hard to overstate what she meant to a small, plain girl called Jo, who had a hot temper and a burning ambition to be a writer.
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Virgin America flyers tend to be more likely to be using a mobile device and tapping social networks - even at 35,000 feet.
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I feel honored that the Hispanic community in the United States have embraced me. I'm really happy and honored to receive their support.
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As he saw it, there was only one choice - to be strong and upright, or to commit suicide.
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I was knocked out by the show, Chicago.
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Sabotage did not involve loss of life, and it offered the best hope for future race relations. Bitterness would be kept to a minimum and, if the policy bore fruit, democratic government could become a reality.
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Cultures render their icons in their own image. Which comes down to vanity, in some sense.
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If everybody wanted to follow the left side of the pallet like I had on 'Tusk,' there would have been no need for me to do solo work.
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I read mostly fiction, a lot of 19th-century novels.
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I'm just trying to be the next Trisha Yearwood.
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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being a country music singer, but I never dreamed I'd be a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
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Fixed principles of truth are the only safeguard for youth.
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An only child, I always wanted a large hug-house.
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All that stuff - 'teen idol' - that wasn't me.
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You should never be afraid of looking athletic or building too much muscle.
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I inherited them, so I got it like that. But I hear you can actually get dimples for a certain price if you really want them. I was getting my nails done once, and this lady asked me, 'Are those real? In my country, they pay a lot of money for those.' And I was like, 'Really?' I think she was from Malaysia.
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As long as your body is healthy and under control and death is distant, try to save your soul; when death is immanent what can you do?
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I'm interested in fashion; I buy fairly good pieces, and I think as I've gotten older, I've pared down a lot.
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Let me tell you, when you're pregnant with the first one, it's great of course, all new and 'Yay!' With the second one it's still okay; you can pay attention to number one and she can share in the joy of the pregnancy.
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I don't particularly like being pregnant. I like the baby at the end. Pregnancy is a very distant thing for me. I can't seem to believe there's really a baby there. It's such a miracle.
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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.
