Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

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I think I've achieved a lot in 41 years. I like how 41 feels; I feel good. I don't like how it sounds too much.
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It sounds depressing, but I think when you truly love someone, you'll never stop loving them.
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And he was going to give me a song, because I'm a singer and I wanted to sing in everything.
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My favorite literary heroine is Jo March. It is hard to overstate what she meant to a small, plain girl called Jo, who had a hot temper and a burning ambition to be a writer.
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Virgin America flyers tend to be more likely to be using a mobile device and tapping social networks - even at 35,000 feet.
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I feel honored that the Hispanic community in the United States have embraced me. I'm really happy and honored to receive their support.
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As he saw it, there was only one choice - to be strong and upright, or to commit suicide.
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I was knocked out by the show, Chicago.
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Sabotage did not involve loss of life, and it offered the best hope for future race relations. Bitterness would be kept to a minimum and, if the policy bore fruit, democratic government could become a reality.
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Cultures render their icons in their own image. Which comes down to vanity, in some sense.
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If everybody wanted to follow the left side of the pallet like I had on 'Tusk,' there would have been no need for me to do solo work.
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I read mostly fiction, a lot of 19th-century novels.
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I'm just trying to be the next Trisha Yearwood.
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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being a country music singer, but I never dreamed I'd be a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
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Fixed principles of truth are the only safeguard for youth.
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An only child, I always wanted a large hug-house.
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All that stuff - 'teen idol' - that wasn't me.
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You should never be afraid of looking athletic or building too much muscle.
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Dr. Sun Yat-sen, Father of the Republic, made it his great aim in his revolutionary leadership to secure freedom and equality of status for China among the nations of the world.
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My background is in theoretical physics, and it's something very close to my heart.
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There are still civil rights issues. There are still people who can't be visited by their spouse in the hospital because they're gay. These are humanitarian issues. At the end of the day, all you want is for people to be happy in the pursuit of life, love and liberty.
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The giving up of personality traits, well-established patterns of behavior, ideologies, and even whole life styles...these are major forms of giving up that are required if one is to travel very far on the journey of life.
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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.