J. B. Smoove Quotes
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It's very hard to be an innovator at the highest level in any discipline. For some chefs it's merely about combining ingredients, but that's something you can do with your eyes closed.
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Well, when you get into the business, what you have to realize is that signing autographs and getting 'bothered' is just part of the deal. It's not a bother to me at all. That's part of being an actor and that's something you have to realize before you ever get into this business.
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My fiance likes drawing on napkins, which I save. I'm always scared I'll get caught taking a linen napkin from a restaurant!
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a writer, write a screenplay in your house. If you want to be an actor, put on a one-man show. If you want to be a stand-up comedian, go to an open mic.
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In times of need, God can come to you in a myriad of disguises.
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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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For 'Breaking Bad,' people were with Walter White for 99% of that show, even though that guy is a monster.
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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
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Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back.
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There are a lot of actors who will sit here and talk to you about characters - 'He does this, and she's a really interesting character because she does this.' I'm not like that at all. I'm not an actory actor.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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By 17, I was modeling and had bought myself a flat. I've always tried to be self-sufficient.
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My salary is converted to bitcoin, and taxes are taken out. You have to do all the tax computations in dollars because the IRS does not deal in bitcoins.
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I've always worn earplugs, but I'm sure my hearing's not great.
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Value is what you get.
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In all good westerns, the good guy is always a little bit questionable because he kind-of has to make moral judgments.
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You know in the West they support realistic forces.
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You really have to create everything in order to come away with a full human being on screen.
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You can't compare a Super Bowl crowd, which tends to be more polite and a little more neutral to that. The Super Bowl only has 7,000 to 8,000 fans for each team.
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All the teaching I had ever received had failed to make me apply such intelligence as I was possessed of, directly and vividly: there had never been any sunshine, as regards language, in the earlier grey days of learning, for the sky had always pelted with gerunds and optatives.
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We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer space. We want to launch a balloon that carries a vinyl record player.
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Though ambition in itself is a vice, yet it is often the parent of virtues.
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I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
