Les Dawson Quotes
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les Dawson
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My brother is really, really slow.
Usain Bolt
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Creativity can only be anarchic, capitalist, Darwinian.
Umberto Eco
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Whoever thinks of stopping the uprising before it achieves its goals, I will give him ten bullets in the chest.
Yasser Arafat
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My marks were always bad, and I was a bad influence on other children, so they would explain to my mother that they could retain me only by being partial towards me, and so I should offer to leave the school myself. I would barely get 40-50% and was also extremely naughty.
Ram Charan
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I don't intentionally go: 'Ooh, what is provocative,' and try to do that. I just do stuff, and people go: 'Ooh, that's provocative.'
M.I.A.
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Wearing too much makeup definitely makes my skin worse.
Paloma Elsesser
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I continued to suffer from anxiety and obsessive thoughts, although the thoughts stopped centering on hell. I moved into an ashram called the Himalayan Institute after college and studied meditation, which made an enormous difference.
Maggie Rowe
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The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
Barbara Cartland
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I have to be working, doing things. That's the way I grew up and the way I was taught.
Karl Malone
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Shinsuke Nakamura is probably one of the best wrestlers I've ever been in the ring with. He's very unorthodox. Everything he does is with knockout power. He's a guy who is very flamboyant, so don't let his Michael Jackson antics fool you. This guy is deadly.
A.J. Styles
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It is an immutable law in business that words are words, explanations are explanations, promises are promises-but only performance is reality.
Harold S. Geneen
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On a lot of shows that I've done, we had the same directors, which was cool. But then, it's also great to do shows where the director changes every week, because you get to see all these different personalities and see what you like dealing with better, as an actor.
Laura Prepon
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When you're in love, your heart and your mind are in sync, and everything just feels right. It's a special feeling.
Ella Mai
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'She is becoming afraid to go out. Windows are broken. She finds excreta pushed through her letterbox. When she goes to the shops, she is followed by children, charming, wide-grinning piccaninnies. They cannot speak English, but one word they know. 'Racialist,' they chant.'
Enoch Powell
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.
Umberto Eco
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By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.
Paris Hilton
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I always compare human beings to animals. It's a nice way to figure out who they are.
Vincent Cassel
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My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
Les Dawson
