Lewis Black Quotes
I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma.

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The first thing I ever invested in was Twitter. Blaine Cook, former CTO, was leaving the company and asked me if I wanted to buy his stock.
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Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
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Inspire your children. I promise, your kids will think you're cool if you do this. They may not tell you that now, but they'll thank you later in life.
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Look at Microsoft, Google, and Facebook. They have all entered many sectors, and actually, in many of those sectors, they weren't as early as Tencent.
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I don't look like a model, but you have to work with what you got.
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As Mayor, I will use my experience to make San Francisco a place where small businesses can thrive.
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If I'm still walking, I am not dead. So I have to still walk and run towards the benefit of Lebanon.
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Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.
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The truth is, I'm just a rough old New Zealander who has enjoyed many challenges in his life.
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It's kind of selfish to say that you're only going to fight for a victory that you will live to see.
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As a child, I loved story books and wanted to be in them so desperately and live the stories.
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When you feel stuck in a hard time, jump-start a pro-change attitude by letting go of possessions that no longer work for you - like old clothes and old shoes.
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Look at misfortune the same way you look at success - Don't Panic! Do you best and forget the consequences.
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I got sick when I was 19, and I'd been a really healthy 19-year-old, so I don't have a lot to compare it to. Does it feel like the pain after you give birth? I don't know.
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Family is very important to me because that is the footprint we perpetuate. That is, the ripple in the water when the rock first impacts the pool, and it is those waves, that energy that one produces, that determines our direction.
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I'm easy to hate. I get it.
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I started writing movie scripts. They excited me a lot, but I didn't like them when they were finished because they were simple copies of the films I saw in childhood.
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Well, let me tell you, ants are the dominant insects. They make up as much as a quarter of the biomass of all insects in the world. They are the principal predators. They're the cemetery workers.
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If you're too embarrassed and want to hide behind your computer screen, that's what this is for. It's about building confidence and that's what U by Kotex does. Girls owning their bodies and health.
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I learned a long time ago that fame and money is not a ticket to happiness.
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We need to hold Wall Street accountable for issuing the kinds of deceptive loans that nearly brought our economy to its knees in 2008.
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Ive made a career off of Halloween.
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I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma.