Kyle Bornheimer Quotes

United States, Actor
September 10, 1975

Kyle Edward Bornheimer (born September 10, 1975) is an American actor known for his roles on the sitcoms Worst Week, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Casual, and Playing House.

In high school, I tried to cook dinner for a girl, and it was horrific. It was at her house. I was trying to make pork chops with my mom's recipe, just trying to be Mr. Awesome, like, 'Yeah, I cook, too.' But I just burned everything. There was smoke everywhere.

Kyle Bornheimer
- Trying
- School
- High
I don't find that I subscribe or believe in many rules about what comedy is and what makes it funny.

Kyle Bornheimer
- Believe
- Funny
- Comedy

Even when they have a star that they're going after, casting directors love, if anything, just the excuse to see people. They like to have a dugout full of actors that they can go to.

Kyle Bornheimer
- People
- Star
My dad had a huge movie collection. So we all had a good sense of entertainment history. I was a Jack Lemmon fan more than most people from my generation.

Kyle Bornheimer
- People
- Good
- History
I played a waiter on 'Will & Grace,' a waiter on 'Medium' and on 'Weeds.' They all got cut out. I'm an awful waiter in real life. Maybe I was an awful waiter on screen, too.

Kyle Bornheimer
- Life
- Real
I've been at this a long time, but commercials are what hit for me. Casting directors watch those commercials.

Kyle Bornheimer
- Time
- Long
For a year, I was the world's worst assistant to a talent manager. I was awful at it. Really disorganized. Just not the person you want at the front desk of your office.

Kyle Bornheimer
- World