Lindsey Vonn Quotes
I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

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Any creative process comes with a level of self-analysis and self-criticism. There's a lot of waking up in the middle of the night going, 'Oh, I wish I had done that differently.'
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Laughter made you live better and longer.
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I don't sleep enough, and it does... what is the opposite of wonders... horrors. It does horrors for my skin.
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I'm an actor, of course, so I like to show off.
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A woman can never have enough shoes.
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I want to be in 'Glee', but I'm told I'm not famous enough to be a cameo yet.
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.
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I have an unfortunate personality.
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I don't sleep at night at all. Making movies is a marathon. I'm a good 100-yard-dash guy.
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I live in Ireland near the sea, only one mile from where I grew up - that's good, since I've known many of my neighbours for between 50-60 years. Gordon and I play chess every day, and we are both equally bad. We play chatty, over-talkative bad bridge with friends every week.
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I want simply to learn about the world and live freely.
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I use that as my responsibility on the show, to be the pragmatist.
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Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
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I think it's important to be able to say that you did live a normal life and struggled to make ends meet. It all has to do with work ethic and how I apply myself to my awesome job now. I've always been used to working because I've been working since I was four.
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Live and allow others to live; hurt no one; life is dear to all living beings.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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We're not trying to make us live forever; we're not trying to even make us live significantly longer. What we're trying to do is extend the period of healthy life.
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There is a multitude of experiences that make up the black experience.
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'Last Man Standing' is overall a lot of comedy. And I love doing that.
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It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on the front lawn. Dad loved classical music and we might be listening to some Stravinsky or something and having some tea and eggs. And he'd say, 'Oh, good stuff, isn't it?'
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What we need in medical schools is not to teach empathy, as much as to preserve it - the process of learning huge volumes of information about disease, of learning a specialized language, can ironically make one lose sight of the patient one came to serve; empathy can be replaced by cynicism.
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He Astaire was not a sexual animal, but he made his partners look so extraordinarily related to him.
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I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.