Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
When I decided to do 'The Celebrity Apprentice,' there was absolutely no question that I would play the game for GMHC.

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When theology erodes and organization crumbles, when the institutional framework of religion begins to break up, the search for a direct experience which people can feel to be religious facilitates the rise of cults.
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Violence would be a huge gift to those who want a divided Lebanon.
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I don't ever want anything to come in the way of me truthfully telling a story.
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Is there discrimination against women? Yes. There's no denying that the old boys' network is alive and well. But there's also discrimination against men.
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Every sport has its own cast of characters.
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I just feel I've got thousands and thousands of young fans that have to learn about what's real when it comes to AIDS.
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Movies are a complicated collision of literature, theatre, music and all the visual arts.
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My mother's nickname for me is 'Positive Patrick.' I like to live up to that title.
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As a little kid, I climbed a lot of trees because I always loved the bird's-eye view.
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I think it's the height of patriotism to continue to exercise your right as a citizen and to hold your government to account. Isn't that what the very essence of democracy is about?
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I got lost but look what I found.
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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
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The ability to convince people of the wackiest notions - and both parties can do it - it's part of the dumbing down of America that's really highly problematic.
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I've only been to jail once, and I didn't get my tattoos there.
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For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values.
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Growing Greener doesn't produce money for farmland preservation or open space preservation.
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Kennedy was like a rock star. Carter was the earnest outsider at the height of Washington cynicism. Clinton was a bad boy who proposed his 'third way' of Democratic politics, and Obama brought hope and change to a country that so desperately needed it.
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Terror works like a musical composition, so many instruments, all in tune, playing perfectly together to create their desired effect. Sorrow and horror and fear.
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If you are emotionally honest, you should mean what you say but also mean what you do.
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I wasn't really interested in doing television. I don't have that much ambition. My agent, Eileen Feldman, has all the ambition for me.
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There are constant challenges in the drawing process, especially in a period piece, and therein lay the fun.
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But the fact that I had learnt to be tolerant to other religions did not mean that I had any living faith in God.
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Oh, things are frequently what they seem,And this is wisdom's crown:Only the game fish swims upstream,But the sensible fish swims down.
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When I decided to do 'The Celebrity Apprentice,' there was absolutely no question that I would play the game for GMHC.