Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
When I decided to do 'The Celebrity Apprentice,' there was absolutely no question that I would play the game for GMHC.

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When theology erodes and organization crumbles, when the institutional framework of religion begins to break up, the search for a direct experience which people can feel to be religious facilitates the rise of cults.
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Violence would be a huge gift to those who want a divided Lebanon.
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I don't ever want anything to come in the way of me truthfully telling a story.
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Is there discrimination against women? Yes. There's no denying that the old boys' network is alive and well. But there's also discrimination against men.
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Every sport has its own cast of characters.
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I just feel I've got thousands and thousands of young fans that have to learn about what's real when it comes to AIDS.
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Movies are a complicated collision of literature, theatre, music and all the visual arts.
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My mother's nickname for me is 'Positive Patrick.' I like to live up to that title.
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As a little kid, I climbed a lot of trees because I always loved the bird's-eye view.
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I think it's the height of patriotism to continue to exercise your right as a citizen and to hold your government to account. Isn't that what the very essence of democracy is about?
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I got lost but look what I found.
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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
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I think there are a lot of reasons to be critical of the media in America.
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The ability to convince people of the wackiest notions - and both parties can do it - it's part of the dumbing down of America that's really highly problematic.
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I've only been to jail once, and I didn't get my tattoos there.
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For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values.
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Growing Greener doesn't produce money for farmland preservation or open space preservation.
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Kennedy was like a rock star. Carter was the earnest outsider at the height of Washington cynicism. Clinton was a bad boy who proposed his 'third way' of Democratic politics, and Obama brought hope and change to a country that so desperately needed it.
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As with real families, my fictional family on 'Life Goes On' had its ups and downs, and as part of the fictional downers, the actors were often called to cry on cue. This absolutely terrified me, because I was a pretty happy kid who didn't have much to cry about.
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I've always said that acting found me. I didn't really find it.
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Allowing myself to love God completely has obviously shed light on my self-love because he loves me more than I could ever love myself.
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Let me ask you outright, gentle reader, if there have not been hours, indeed whole days and weeks of your life, during which all your usual activities were painfully repugnant, and everything you believed in and valued seemed foolish and worthless?
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In times of biggest change, if you can keep your head and be the smartest, you may get a jump over everybody else. It's a challenge, but it's an opportunity, too.
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When I decided to do 'The Celebrity Apprentice,' there was absolutely no question that I would play the game for GMHC.