Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure I appreciate God's opinion.'
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Linda Hunt is so good and so sweet. She is a Tony Award nominee and won an Oscar. Pearls just come out of her mouth.
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I believe that stories find writers, writers don't find stories. With the 'Pendragon' series, I actually had multiple story ideas and decided that instead of writing them individually, I would create a character whose journey would thread them all together.
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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I don't know that on-demand sports is remarkably better than live sports.
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Confidence is key. Sometimes, you need to look like you're confident even when you're not.
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If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.
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As anyone who has covered the company for any length of time knows, Yahoo's record on major decision-making has been akin to a hippie commune - a lot of wrangling internally in a culture where everyone seems to have a voice and a reticence to push the button to launch.
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Writing is like a rollercoaster ride for me, an adventure. I love exploring the world through 'playing' people who are absolutely nothing like me.
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If you have confidence you have patience. Confidence, that is everything.
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Having grown up on a family farm, I am all too familiar with the effects a drought can have on a crop.
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I'm an actor, paid to act. I don't bring personal problems to the sets. Dad taught me that.
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Even though I hadn't read a word of it, I grew up hating 'Moby-Dick.'
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We asked Jane Fonda if she would like to meet American pilots in Hanoi, but she refused, she didn't want to.
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When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer.
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I feel lucky to be getting older. The fact that I made it to 30 and then 40 was big enough. So I can't get too down on getting older; otherwise, it kind of undoes everything I've fought for.
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As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.
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Perhaps it is of more value to infuriate philosophers than to go along with them.
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I wanted to get a job being creative, and I did.
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I have a very positive outlook.
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Pierce wrote as a logician and James as a humanist.
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If I were the president, I would tape everything that is said around me and what I said, because we know how sometimes things get misconstrued.
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I breastfed my son for 13 months, and I plan to do at least the same with my daughter. That's an amazing thing for babies, but it's also really good for the mother because it regulates your body again after pregnancy.
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I've been asked to do various types of cruises.
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I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure I appreciate God's opinion.'
