Amy Schumer Quotes
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I'm not a video brat. I don't derive all my inspiration through movies. I get it from a lot of other places, too.
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I have learned to be patient.
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
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If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
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If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
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I'm still number one and I just recently won a major tournament ahead of my toughest rivals so I think I had a few years ahead of me if I decided to stay.
Garry Kasparov
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I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.
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'Encyclopedia Brown Takes the Case,' 'The Secret of the Old Clock,' 'Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret,' 'Flowers in the Attic,' 'Gone With the Wind' - these are the books that defined my childhood. They thrilled me. They made me feel like I wasn't alone in the world.
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When people say to me 'what do you think of rap music?' my answer is there's no such thing. There's rap and there's music.
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I've never met a woman who thinks they've got a good enough figure - however perfect they look - which is sad, because no one else can see these perceived flaws; they're entirely internal.
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I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets!
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The Strokes are one of my favorite bands... And there's this band called Future Islands that I love.
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In this business, it's important to constantly do things that you don't know how to do. I love touring and making records, but I've learned how to do that, so sometimes you just have to dive in and try it.
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To prosper and advance, the American business sector is going to need a financial system oriented toward business, not 'home ownership.'
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Beyond 2050 the world population may start to decrease if women across the world will have, on average, less than 2 children. But that decrease will be slow.
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The first part of my life, as a player, has ended but now I'm heading into an equally important part as a manager, hoping to do as well as I did on the field.
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IQ in general has improved since tests first began. Psychologists think that this is because modern life becomes ever more complicated.
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I am one of maybe three people in the world who knows anything about Robert W. Chambers.
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It's clear to me now that we've got to reach out to the Arab Sunni community in particular in an effort to cause some moderate political activity to take place so they join the future of Iraq.
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I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people.
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Charting is a little like surfing. You dont have to know a lot about the physics of tides, resonance, and fluid dynamics in order to catch a good wave. You just have to be able to sense when its happening and then have the drive to act at the right time.
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I'm very observant and very instinctive. In life, you have to have the vulnerability to accept when you are to blame. And I do have that, and I am open enough to say it.
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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see my country's ruin: I will die in the last ditch.
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People get really turned off by feminism.
