Amy Schumer Quotes
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I'm not a video brat. I don't derive all my inspiration through movies. I get it from a lot of other places, too.
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I have learned to be patient.
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
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If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
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If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
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I'm still number one and I just recently won a major tournament ahead of my toughest rivals so I think I had a few years ahead of me if I decided to stay.
Garry Kasparov
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I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.
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'Encyclopedia Brown Takes the Case,' 'The Secret of the Old Clock,' 'Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret,' 'Flowers in the Attic,' 'Gone With the Wind' - these are the books that defined my childhood. They thrilled me. They made me feel like I wasn't alone in the world.
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When people say to me 'what do you think of rap music?' my answer is there's no such thing. There's rap and there's music.
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I've never met a woman who thinks they've got a good enough figure - however perfect they look - which is sad, because no one else can see these perceived flaws; they're entirely internal.
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I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets!
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The Strokes are one of my favorite bands... And there's this band called Future Islands that I love.
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In this business, it's important to constantly do things that you don't know how to do. I love touring and making records, but I've learned how to do that, so sometimes you just have to dive in and try it.
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To prosper and advance, the American business sector is going to need a financial system oriented toward business, not 'home ownership.'
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Beyond 2050 the world population may start to decrease if women across the world will have, on average, less than 2 children. But that decrease will be slow.
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The first part of my life, as a player, has ended but now I'm heading into an equally important part as a manager, hoping to do as well as I did on the field.
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IQ in general has improved since tests first began. Psychologists think that this is because modern life becomes ever more complicated.
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I am one of maybe three people in the world who knows anything about Robert W. Chambers.
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It wasn't that people wanted things for free and asked for advertising to fund it - it's that these companies wanted to amass an audience whose "eyeballs" they could sell, and they gave people things for free to do that. Free services and content has been foisted upon us because there wasn't the will power to explore other options.
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It was actually a women's writing group I belonged to in graduate school that gave me the courage to move from poetry to fiction.
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Because I've been around forever and ever, like wallpaper, people ask me for secrets... it's the same with my skin care range; that's out of necessity. As soon as I saw the first signs, I bought everything in the market.
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Because teenagers don't have adult responsibilities yet, you can create your own drama, and it's a universe of your own emotions.
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Through the shake of an earthquake I will never fall. That’s how strong my love is.
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People get really turned off by feminism.
