Amy Schumer Quotes
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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I've personally backed off from direct political involvement.
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I tramped. When I was on the freight trains, I wasn't looking for work. I was looking to go from place to place without paying any money.
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Every university in America teaches 'Clockwork Orange.' I get fed up with it.
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Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time.
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We tend to talk about death as if it is losing a battle, but that assumes living is winning and dying is not.
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Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in course of ultimate extinction, or its advocates will push it forward, till it shall become alike lawful in all the States - old as well as new - North as well as South.
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From my undergraduate days, I've always been interested in the major philosophical questions that don't seem to have an answer that everyone agrees on.
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Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion.
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If you get something like 'Avatar,' it opens up a lot of big blockbuster doors.
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Becoming a tutor was among the many attractive post-collegiate side careers I failed to pursue while devoting the bulk of my days to writing fiction.
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If you took ISIS' oil, that would not stop them. It's not their only source of revenue. It would be a setback, but it would not stop them.
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I don't want to dig in the truth all of the time. Let me dream.
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Creating new jobs for Pennsylvanians continues to be my highest priority throughout the Commonwealth.
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I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
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I was always a fan of the game, and I wouldn't have taken this job if I wasn't a fan of the game.
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In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.
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Bearing an eternal longing for Jewishness, I threw myself in all directions and left to work for another people. I am not one of those lucky ones raised in their own environment, whose work is normal.
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I have a Prius, but I'd love to have a white convertible like Richard Gere's in 'American Gigolo.'
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You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.
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The power of the 'Muppets,' and the popularity of these characters, is so iconic in people's lives that I had to distance myself from publicly. Not privately... Privately, hell, I'm with them for life, and I love these people. They're my second family.
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I have experienced a murderer among my friends. Many, many years ago. At close range I have seen the impact of it. I knew the victim, I went to the funeral, I have been to the house, to the specific room where the killing took place, and I was stunned by it. It's such a blow.
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My biggest asset is that I know how to learn, and that, I believe, will help me in the long run.
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I am very into making up my own rules.
