Amy Schumer Quotes
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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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I've personally backed off from direct political involvement.
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I tramped. When I was on the freight trains, I wasn't looking for work. I was looking to go from place to place without paying any money.
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Every university in America teaches 'Clockwork Orange.' I get fed up with it.
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Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time.
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We tend to talk about death as if it is losing a battle, but that assumes living is winning and dying is not.
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Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in course of ultimate extinction, or its advocates will push it forward, till it shall become alike lawful in all the States - old as well as new - North as well as South.
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From my undergraduate days, I've always been interested in the major philosophical questions that don't seem to have an answer that everyone agrees on.
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Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion.
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If you get something like 'Avatar,' it opens up a lot of big blockbuster doors.
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Becoming a tutor was among the many attractive post-collegiate side careers I failed to pursue while devoting the bulk of my days to writing fiction.
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If you took ISIS' oil, that would not stop them. It's not their only source of revenue. It would be a setback, but it would not stop them.
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I don't want to dig in the truth all of the time. Let me dream.
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Creating new jobs for Pennsylvanians continues to be my highest priority throughout the Commonwealth.
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I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
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I was always a fan of the game, and I wouldn't have taken this job if I wasn't a fan of the game.
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In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.
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Bearing an eternal longing for Jewishness, I threw myself in all directions and left to work for another people. I am not one of those lucky ones raised in their own environment, whose work is normal.
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I even have some stories of people telling me how that song has changed their life, how it got them through hard times, how it saved their life when they were on the verge of thinking of doing the worst. That just really amazes me, that that movie [Romeo + Juliet] and that part in the movie are still having a huge effect on people's lives today.
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I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when I'm looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline.
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The threat posed by Bank of America isn't just financial - it's a full-blown assault on the American dream. Where's the incentive to play fair and do well, when what we see rewarded at the highest levels of society is failure, stupidity, incompetence and meanness? If this is what winning in our system looks like, who doesn't want to be a loser?
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When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.
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People recognize me, but I get a lot of, 'Didn't I go to camp with you?'
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I am very into making up my own rules.
