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I'll see something, and I'll go, 'Oh, wow, that's interesting,' because really, comedy comes from the truth.
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We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.
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I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different.
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Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that.
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People say they get a warmness from me.
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I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.
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Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks.
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I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics.
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There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience.
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People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them.
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It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say.
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I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'
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As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.
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If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20?
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Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!
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You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!
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I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.'
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Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.
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Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.
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What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act.
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Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.
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The president of CBS handpicked me for the 'Star Search' revival, which Arsenio Hall hosted. He picked 12 comics, and I was the only female. I always look to that as inspiration.
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Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.
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The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed.
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