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I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.
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When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.
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I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while.
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I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home.
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I think that, for so long, there was only one type of actor, and now you see these different colors, different people, different shapes and different sizes. It just makes it more interesting.
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I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.
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Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us.
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Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things.
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I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy.
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I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not.
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It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.
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Whatever you're destined to do, you will be.
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'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.
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Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need.
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What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.
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With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.
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Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore.
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When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.
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I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.
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They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.
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I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.
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I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic.
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I've been studying myself because I always want to improve.
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I am the funny, crazy person.
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