Loni Love Quotes
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I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.'
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I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.
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I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.
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Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.
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Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.
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Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us.
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The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed.
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Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things.
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I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home.
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When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.
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I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while.
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I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not.
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With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.
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What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.
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Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need.
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'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.
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I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy.
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It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.
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Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore.
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Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it.
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I've been studying myself because I always want to improve.
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I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic.
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When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.
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I am the funny, crazy person.