Andrea Martin Quotes
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When you negotiate with terrorists, you get more terror.
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There never yet has been a country which became powerful without knowledge. A man by his own strength alone cannot successfully combat a tiger, but by his intelligence, he can devise means to entrap him.
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I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.
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I don't think about who the audience is for my books.
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
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Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?
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Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural, religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.
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I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.
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Music is art to me, and you don't censor art. You don't go into a museum and censor things.
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Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about.
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Barbour is a brand that I have grown up with and been associated with since I was living near the borders of Scotland.
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There are a lot of actors - I'm probably one - who are most at home when they're on stage.
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I know I'm not Freddie Mercury or Ann Wilson, and that's okay. You don't have to be a great singer to sing rock and roll. That's not what it's about.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing to be stupid and fun. If you try and be too cool, it only works in high school. After that, being uncool is a very cool thing to do. So just have fun, and don't worry what other people think of you and people will want to be your friends.
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My dad died when I was 23. His death was sudden and shocking - the result of a car crash - and I never got to say goodbye.
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I'm such a chameleon. I never get bored.
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Jon Kyl did a really good job of presenting a case and moving issues. John McCain probably is one of the more effective legislators, getting things on through the process. I always thought, too - and this may seem kind of odd - Richard Shelby was just an effective guy a lot of times at stopping things.
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Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.
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To the former child migrants, who came to Australia from a home far away, led to believe this land would be a new beginning, when only to find it was not a beginning, but an end, an end of innocence - we apologise and we are sorry. To the mothers who lost the maternal right to love and care for their child - we apologise, and we are sorry.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.
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I'm shy, but sometimes my voice is so clear and strong.
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I like to know where I'm going to be at seven o'clock.
