Andrea Martin Quotes
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When you negotiate with terrorists, you get more terror.
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There never yet has been a country which became powerful without knowledge. A man by his own strength alone cannot successfully combat a tiger, but by his intelligence, he can devise means to entrap him.
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I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.
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I don't think about who the audience is for my books.
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
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Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?
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Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural, religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.
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I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.
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Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about.
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Barbour is a brand that I have grown up with and been associated with since I was living near the borders of Scotland.
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There are a lot of actors - I'm probably one - who are most at home when they're on stage.
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I know I'm not Freddie Mercury or Ann Wilson, and that's okay. You don't have to be a great singer to sing rock and roll. That's not what it's about.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing to be stupid and fun. If you try and be too cool, it only works in high school. After that, being uncool is a very cool thing to do. So just have fun, and don't worry what other people think of you and people will want to be your friends.
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My dad died when I was 23. His death was sudden and shocking - the result of a car crash - and I never got to say goodbye.
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I'm such a chameleon. I never get bored.
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Jon Kyl did a really good job of presenting a case and moving issues. John McCain probably is one of the more effective legislators, getting things on through the process. I always thought, too - and this may seem kind of odd - Richard Shelby was just an effective guy a lot of times at stopping things.
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Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.
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Deities can actually own property in India, though the law treats them as minors, and they must be represented by an official guardian.
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I don't think there's anything innately erotic about pigs. But, generally, they are sweet, shy, mysterious creatures. Especially the little ones. When they get big, they get kinda gross.
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Once, right before a show, I realized I'd forgotten shoes. I didn't want to wear my flip-flops onstage because I could trip. I ended up going barefoot, which actually worked out because it became my 'thing.'
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Labels fund things and have resources for you to use. But just because you sign doesn't mean you sign yourself away so they can then tell you what to do. You need to have a plan yourself before they do.
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I like to know where I'm going to be at seven o'clock.
