Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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I grew up hiking and horseback riding in Tennessee, so I love being outside. I will joyfully run 12 miles, but I'm not very good at boot camps. When they start yelling, I start laughing.
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Realism hasn't fallen out of favor with most people, who are interested in people's lives rather than gymnastics of style or literary trends. It's a certain kind of academic who undervalues realism, largely because it is not amenable to endless exegesis.
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Literature is one of the most interesting and significant expressions of humanity.
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I just want to be part of great stories that are told and for them to be relevant.
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We should always remember that it is by His invitation that we come to His holy house, the temple of the Lord. We should respond to His invitation by being worthy, by being prepared, and by having the temple as a priority in our lives. While in the temple we should act as if we are in His holy presence.
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More than anyone else, Hank Aaron made me wish I wasn't a manager.
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Being an actress can be a little like being a girl in the '50s: You're stuck waiting by the phone, hoping that the boy you like will call.
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Goals and objectives are based on theories and foundations.
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When a guy can make fun of you, thats attractive. Who knew that teasing could have so much power over women!
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Only in spontaneity can we be who we truly are.
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For better or worse, a lot of people who build things don't want to part ways. They don't have the short exit plan that a lot of the investors have.
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I love to see a wood full of bluebells. Growing up in the Kent countryside, I have special memories of this brief annual spectacle.
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I never expected my writing to become as popular as it did.
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The sad fact is that it would be fair to say that United is a generic, bureaucratic, tired company. A sort of DMV in the sky. No real culture. No real strategy. No real expectations for employees or customers. All of which is a shame.
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I could have lived off all the male careers in my family. Everybody was always getting ovations, but I was in the wings.
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I'm very happy to have the heritage that I do, but I'm not wanting to be 'the Latino actor.' I just want to be 'an actor.'
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Seeing a man praying to Allah is enough for some people to assume he is a terrorist.
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It's quite nice to have a bit more color on the lips during wintertime. And it's festive, isn't it?
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When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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My mind became agitated with the enquiry - why a nation, separated from us by an ocean more than three thousand miles in extent, should endeavor to enforce on us plans of subjugation, the most unnatural in themselves, unjust, inhuman in their operations, and unpractised even by the uncivilized savages of the wilderness?
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Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.