Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
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I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.
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If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.
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As far as control and stuff is concerned, I never had any more in my life than for that All-Star game in 1934.
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The divorce was the toughest thing in my life. It still hurts.
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Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
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The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
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Most of the umpires, it's amazing: 98 percent of them will not hold a grudge. I always felt a couple of them did. I never wanted to argue with an umpire in my life.
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I've been angst-ridden all my life, but finally I'm in a place where things don't matter so much.
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When I'm recording my album, I want to be acting, or when I'm on set, I want to be making music. I guess we'll see how it turns out and which one overpowers the other... but I couldn't really see my life without them, both of them.
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I'm living my life, not buying a lifestyle.
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I don't have to prove my life. I just have to live.
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When I first heard about Twittering, I thought it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever heard of in my life. It's like the devil: the idea that your personal life is there for everybody.
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I always say I don't want to change anything in my life.
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I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
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I was 17 when I left the small Maine town where I'd grown up. I wanted to do something I thought was important with my life, so I headed to California and didn't look back.
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I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.
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My life has been tragic and disastrous since birth.
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I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded.
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When I was growing up, we were taught in school that North Koreans, and especially the North Korean leadership, were all devils.
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A guy wants a classy girl who is smart and has goals - someone that he wouldn't be afraid to bring home to his parents.
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We have morons representing us. People who go up and vote for a bill that they have never read - I mean, are we crazy? Are we insane to hand over our government to those kinds of people?
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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
