Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
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I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.
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If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world.
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As far as control and stuff is concerned, I never had any more in my life than for that All-Star game in 1934.
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The divorce was the toughest thing in my life. It still hurts.
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Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
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The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
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Most of the umpires, it's amazing: 98 percent of them will not hold a grudge. I always felt a couple of them did. I never wanted to argue with an umpire in my life.
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I've been angst-ridden all my life, but finally I'm in a place where things don't matter so much.
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When I'm recording my album, I want to be acting, or when I'm on set, I want to be making music. I guess we'll see how it turns out and which one overpowers the other... but I couldn't really see my life without them, both of them.
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I'm living my life, not buying a lifestyle.
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I don't have to prove my life. I just have to live.
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My therapy has come from paying attention to my life.
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When I first heard about Twittering, I thought it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever heard of in my life. It's like the devil: the idea that your personal life is there for everybody.
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I always say I don't want to change anything in my life.
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I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
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I was 17 when I left the small Maine town where I'd grown up. I wanted to do something I thought was important with my life, so I headed to California and didn't look back.
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In France that is the one rule, never make trouble.
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And the next time a pretty girl looks twice at you, start running. They're more trouble than they're worth.
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For myself, I haven't been content to carry on producing books that merely strain against the conventions - as I've grown older, and realised that there aren't that many books left for me to write, so I've become determined that they should be the fictive equivalent of ripping the damn corset off altogether and chucking it on the fire.
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I remember one letter from a girl in a midwestern town who read one of my books and thought she had discovered it- that no one had ever read it or knew about it. Then one day in her local library she found cards for one or two of my other books. They were full of names- the books were borrowed all the time. She resented this a bit and then walked around the town looking in everybody's face and wondering if they were the ones who were reading my books. That is someone I write for.
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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
