Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
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Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
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I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.
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As far as control and stuff is concerned, I never had any more in my life than for that All-Star game in 1934.
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The divorce was the toughest thing in my life. It still hurts.
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Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
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The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
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Most of the umpires, it's amazing: 98 percent of them will not hold a grudge. I always felt a couple of them did. I never wanted to argue with an umpire in my life.
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I've been angst-ridden all my life, but finally I'm in a place where things don't matter so much.
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When I'm recording my album, I want to be acting, or when I'm on set, I want to be making music. I guess we'll see how it turns out and which one overpowers the other... but I couldn't really see my life without them, both of them.
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I'm living my life, not buying a lifestyle.
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I don't have to prove my life. I just have to live.
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When I first heard about Twittering, I thought it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever heard of in my life. It's like the devil: the idea that your personal life is there for everybody.
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I always say I don't want to change anything in my life.
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I feel like trouble has followed me from the day I was born.
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I was 17 when I left the small Maine town where I'd grown up. I wanted to do something I thought was important with my life, so I headed to California and didn't look back.
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I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.
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My life has been tragic and disastrous since birth.
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I experimented and explored ways to find my own niche in Nashville, and I was having trouble with it for a while because stylistically, I didn't feel like I necessarily fit in.
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I feel that I have such an abundance in my life, and once you've seen how many people suffer and how little it takes for you to actually change their lives for the better, it's hard not to do something.
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Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
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There is no reason to believe that bureaucrats and politicians, no matter how well meaning, are better at solving problems than the people on the spot, who have the strongest incentive to get the solution right.
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You tell everyone or anyone that has ever doubted, thought they didn't measure up or wanted to quit - look up get up and don't ever give up.
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I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
