Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
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I'm getting fat... because my size, I put on 20 or 30 pounds, it doesn't show very much... I'm thinking about going back to work out in a very short time.
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The trains were the beating heart of the New York graffiti scene.
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Black beans and soy beans are the cornerstones of longevity diets around the world.
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The thing about the Internet is that you can write something... for a very narrow audience and make a living at it.
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The Strokes are one of my favorite bands... And there's this band called Future Islands that I love.
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The fear of hell, or aiming to be blest, savors too much of private interest.
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Everyone should just be exactly who they are.
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‘As a sleuth you are poor. You couldn’t detect a bass-drum in a telephone-booth.’
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Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.
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As an American I wanted to explore... why are we the only first world country that still has capital punishment? Is it because we're too afraid to really examine the system, or is it because we really truly believe that this is the best way to deter future crime?
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When you're reading, like, a character's thoughts, or when it's in first person, you're reading kind of their own story, so you have the opportunity to see what makes that character complex or complicated. And to me, that's what the whole point of fiction is.
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You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to put a lung in a suitcase and send it through an airport security check. In effect, the guard would be looking at an X-ray of a lung.
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If you cut a painter's hands off, he'd still feel the urge to pick up a brush.
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I'm not the kind of person that sits around kind of envisioning things.
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I'm on this road for the rest of my life.
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People don't think that bread is part of Asian culture or Asian food culture, but it's quite prevalent in Northern China, and you see it throughout Japan and as you go to Taiwan.
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Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late.
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I didn't understand the Kindle's true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixty seconds - and without benefit of pants - I had brand-new reading material at my fingertips.
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I'm a better person now, and not only that - I'm a better man.
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The power lies with content creators now, but if you can't reach people, there's no point.
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When you can leave a race track and there's people in tears because they won and (people) in tears because they got crashed, you know, that's what brings us to the race track.
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Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
