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		Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Andrew Dice Clay 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		Even though my mother had told me growing up that, 'If you win, nobody cares what color you are,' that wasn't necessarily true in the N.F.L. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Warren Moon 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Rachel Bilson 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I don't sleep. I hate those little slices of death. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Walter Reisch 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I didn't know what a stockbroker was when I was eight, but I would just tell everybody that's what I was going to be. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Taylor Swift 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Hollywood forgets easily. I want to be fulfilled and challenged. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Sam Jaeger 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Christmas was always a big holiday in our family. Every Christmas Eve before we'd go to bed, my mom and dad would read to us two or three stories and they would always be 'The Happy Prince,' 'The Gift of the Magi' and 'Twas the Night Before Christmas,' and I would like to keep that alive. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Cameron Mathison 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		Generally, there are no lightning bolts or magical signs that tell you when it is time to get divorced. When the bad starts outweighing the good on a consistent basis, you may feel that taking the next step is appropriate. It is a very personal decision and most likely should be arrived upon with the help of some kind of counseling or support. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Laura Wasser 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Better a decent remake than a bad original, don't you think? 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Isaac D'Israeli 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I have never been assigned a game, I have never made a game I didn't want to make. I've never done anything just to make somebody some money. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Warren Spector 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		We don't have education, we have inspiration; if I was educated I would be a damn fool. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Bob Marley 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		The United States while they wish for war with no nation, will buy peace with none, it being a principle incorporated into the settled policy of America, that as peace is better than war, so war is better than tribute. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				James Madison 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
	
	
	
	
		I'm always happy when actors get rich, because the odds on it are so long! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Bill Nighy 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		There's a green room at the Oscars. It's really small, very warm, and it's really fun because you get to see everyone just lounging on couches. It's right before you go out to present, so it's everyone in there. And then they have this crudite section, and cheeses and crackers. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Chrissy Teigen 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Global warming is not just the greatest environmental challenge facing our planet - it is one of our greatest challenges of any kind. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Barack Obama 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I've worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I'm so proud of all they've done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Betty White 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I've got a big, long list of stuff you're entitled to hate about my books. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jim Crace 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Andrew Dice Clay