Andy Dick Quotes
I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

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Exercise helps my back. If I don't exercise, that's when it starts to hurt. The pain is a good motivator to run and exercise.
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I'm very proud to be a woman - you're part of a tribe. Automatically, you feel connected to another woman when you meet them. That's really special.
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Anytime you have a tight race and you lose, it's not pleasant.
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The vampires in the 'VAMPS' series judge each other as harshly as they judge humans, and basically, vampires don't get along very well. So you've got a culture that's from cradle to grave like the worst high school you've ever been in.
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The differences between revolution in art and revolution in politics are enormous. Revolution in art lies not in the will to destroy but in the revelation of what has already been destroyed. Art kills only the dead.
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And in the Second World War, you didn't just read about it in the newspapers because you weren't allowed to read it in the newspapers. It was all censored, you know? So nobody knew what we were doing.
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The idea of modernity is beginning to lose its vitality. It is losing it because modernity is no longer a critical attitude but an accepted, codified convention.
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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I'd always put on little shows at home, but when I was 11, I did a community event in Woodford, where anyone could go. You had three days of vocal training and performed your song at the end.
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You don't move just because you want to go from this point to that point - the body has to be using the words as well as you vocally use the words.
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I did not give my daughter the kind of childhood anybody would want. The vision of the divided loyalty between a mother and father who don't live together and don't share in decisions is a great depravation for children.
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There's a pleasure in being reminded of the value of ordinary life.
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Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
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Early impressions are like glimpses seen through the window by night when lightning is about.
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I love the color pink. It makes a bold statement.
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As a boy, I wanted to be the Peruvian Diego Maradona. Sadly, Peru hasn't made the World Cup since 1982, so I guess I did well to choose something different.
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I still write in long hand. I type like a chimpanzee.
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I think whenever you see what may be the seeds of a third party, you need to be very skeptical because there's not a very good track record for third parties.
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I don't want anybody to feel like they're different.
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I'm going to be acting all my life. But, while doing that, I will try to avoid the trappings of fame.
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To me, success is making a positive difference through art - making art that affects the world and that changes the way people feel about themselves and the world.
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People who are in politics to be right all the time would be better off taking up fly-fishing. It's less dangerous. Politics that is not applied in the real world and doesn't address the real challenges and paradoxes and agonies is a hobby.
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I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.