Louis C. K. Quotes
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There can be no vulnerability without risk; there can be no community without vulnerability; there can be no peace, and ultimately no life, without community.
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Hair is a huge part of who I am and what I obsess over - I've had long hair my entire life.
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I was in graduate school. I had a birth control accident and went to get the morning after pill.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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My mom is incredibly stylish, and she gets it from my grandmother. I feel like I can't live up to how chic they are as women. They are great role models for aging gracefully, and that's a thing that is very key that I try to always emulate.
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I think of the prisoners on 'Orange Is the New Black,' a lot of times, as uplifting.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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Frankly, we actresses are so much in a hurry. We feel we have very few years to shine in our career, so we neglect our personal life. But for me, both aspects are equally important. I don't want to grow old and have regrets.
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I don't know the history of my sport. I'm not like those people who know everything.
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At age three, if you have a still-growing brain, it's a human behavior. In chimps, by age three, the brain is formed over 90 percent. That's why they can cope with their environment very easily after birth - faster than us, anyway. But in humans, we continue to grow our brains. That's why we need care from our parents.
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At first, I was just trying to sound like DOOM and Eminem, and then I dug out my own voice, I guess.
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The things I do, I do from the heart and out of love and respect for our planet and all living things. And I draw my courage from my love for justice and truth, and I calm my fears by comforting those who are more scared than me. And I try to do my best to make the world a better place, one small action at a time, as good as I can.
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I have a paranoia that 'Ablutions' is the best thing I'll ever do.
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Never take advice from anyone in a tie. They'll bankrupt you. Don't ask a general for advice on war, and don't ask a broker for advice on money.
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Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd are really amazing, lovely people and really great comedic actors.
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I'd be interested to read Gull's paper on it, and I wish Alan would put it in somewhere. It gives him a relevance to our times, which he doesn't otherwise have. Gull, I mean, not Alan.
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I was a guinea pig for some hoodlums who thought they could hurt me and frighten me and keep other Negro entertainers from the South.
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I wish - I wish the peace and good for the Syrian citizen and the Syrian regime.
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My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside.
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Another thing I don't want on my tombstone," Shane said. You have others?" Claire asked. He held up one finger. "I thought it wasn't loaded," Shane said. Second finger. "Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank." Third finger. "Killed over ice cream. Basically, any death that requires me to be stupid first.
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I've grown up watching football my whole life.
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
