Andy Rooney Quotes
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney
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The song This Kiss was definitely my breakthrough song. After that, Breathe was my breakthrough album.
Faith Hill
I'd rather stay out of the limelight until I've done something I feel proud of.
Rachel Stevens
The BBC must never be all about ratings - or even mainly about ratings. In the past year, we have made a raft of terrific programmes which stand comparison with the best the BBC has ever done: 'Blue Planet,' 'Walking with Beasts,' 'Son of God,' 'Clocking Off,' 'The Way We Live Now,' 'Conspiracy,' 'Lost World.'
Gavyn Davies
I will know him by his eyes.
Taylor Caldwell
I didn't really grow up playing video games. I had an original Nintendo after the original Nintendo was cool.
Daniel Bryan
If you give me any problem in America I can trace it down to domestic violence. It is the cradle of most of the problems, economic, psychological, educational.
Salma Hayek
Hats make people feel good, and that's the point of them.
Philip Treacy
Whenever anything is spoken against you that is not true, do not pass by or despise it because it is false; but forthwith examine yourself, and consider what you have said or done that may administer a just occasion of reproof.
Plutarch
I've gone from being quite wealthy, when I was defending women, to being quite poor defending men.
Warren Farrell
Anderson Cooper: You bragged that you have sexually assaulted women. Do you understand that?Donald Trump: No, I didn’t say that at all. I don’t think you understood what was - this was locker room talk.
Donald Trump
Women's cooking has always had a big influence on me personally.
Jose Andres
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney
