Andy Rooney Quotes
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Bush already gave obscene tax breaks to people like me and Warren Buffet, and we are saying it's not fair.
Adam McKay -
I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
Baz Luhrmann -
Scepticism, that dry caries of the intelligence.
Victor Hugo -
The regime is afraid of the people because it knows that free and fair elections will bring about its end.
Viktor Yushchenko -
What I've learned is that you really don't need to be a celebrity or have money or have the paparazzi following you around to be famous.
Lady Gaga -
Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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I create from a place of passion. It's like a pregnancy, where you create from a place of passion, and then it grows, and then before you know it, you want to push that baby out.
Usher -
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.
Garry Trudeau -
I'm not a best-seller, but through translations, I've accumulated some money.
Manuel Puig -
I don't sit and write stand-up material; I come up with an idea onstage.
T. J. Miller -
Someday, I have no doubt, the dead from today's wars will be seen with a similar sense of sorrow at needless loss and folly as those millions of men who lie in the cemeteries of France and Belgium - and tens of millions of Americans will feel a similar revulsion for the politicians and generals who were so spendthrift with others' lives.
Adam Hochschild -
Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Lao Tzu
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I hold this to be the highest task for a bond between two people: that each protects the solitude of the other.
Rainer Maria Rilke -
The sad fact is that it would be fair to say that United is a generic, bureaucratic, tired company. A sort of DMV in the sky. No real culture. No real strategy. No real expectations for employees or customers. All of which is a shame.
Patrick Lencioni -
Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
Nancy Pelosi -
Biochemistry is the science of life. All our life processes - walking, talking, moving, feeding - are essentially chemical reactions. So biochemistry is actually the chemistry of life, and it's supremely interesting.
Aaron Ciechanover -
What higher art does is to invite us in and allow us to make decisions.
T. C. Boyle -
It's quite nice to have a bit more color on the lips during wintertime. And it's festive, isn't it?
Lara Stone
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I won't be waitin' any more cause I know Baby, baby I was made for you
Zooey Deschanel -
None of us is in a position to eliminate war, but it is our obligation to denounce it and expose it in all its hideousness. War leaves no victors, only victims.
Elie Wiesel -
Jokes spread around the world and embed themselves in our shared culture; the most resonant of them get lodged in the language in the same way as cliches or old wives' tales do.
Jimmy Carr -
I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.
J. R. R. Tolkien -
I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
Andy Rooney