Andy Samberg Quotes
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

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I love myself. Anything that has my name I'm tickled to death.
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Two successive commissioners in London police were fired by the mayor that came into office. That doesn't mean the police in London is not independent and does not exercise powers. Ultimately it is the political executive that has to answer.
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I grew up. I began to think the United States had some problems that really required the help of artistic people to solve. And I gave myself permission to be a writer instead of a civil servant.
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In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
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I cannot possibly believe that I have it made while so many black brothers and sisters are hungry, inadequately housed, insufficiently clothed, denied their dignity as they live in slums or barely exist on welfare.
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It is easy to get an interesting loop to happen, but it becomes a collage when the song and loop are constantly changing.
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I freakin' hate Twitter, man. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it.
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The kind of cynical politics of divide and conquer, that's shameful stuff, and I don't know - people live their life like that, but I don't know how they look back and feel good about themselves.
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If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
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An Editor becomes kind of your mother. You expect love and encouragement from an Editor.
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We do 32 episodes a season and will have shot 267 episodes by the end of the ninth season... It's impossible to sell that many episodes in the foreign market.
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I specifically had my son wear a Browns jersey on the streets of Pittsburgh while we were there.
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Laquan McDonald is a wake-up call to all of us. It's a reminder there's a lot broken.
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I like movies about longing and desperation, and dark and light things, stories about people struggling to raise children, and to have relationships and be intimate with each other.
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Griffin, my brother, 11 months younger, was sometimes the victim of my father's fury - once Ryan famously knocked out his teeth.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Writing is a solitary profession; you are really alone when you write. Then the emotions become well shaped and distinct. But their transition into words must be done deliberately and with rigid artistry.
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Nothing is more enjoyable for me than when I'm watching a movie or a TV show and there's that sense that anything can happen. It is the most fun feeling in the world.
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Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard.
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When you subpoena one pastor, you subpoena every pastor.
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There is no devil in the first two chapters of the Bible and no devil in the last two chapters. Thank God for a book that disposes of the devil!
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I feel like the guy that's got two women that's fighting over him. It would be nice if it was two women instead of two states.
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I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.