Bill Burr Quotes
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.
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My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet.
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There are times where I am trying to make the big play before I even catch the football.
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I used to be a night owl. I no longer am a night owl.
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I've cheated the Grim Reaper more times than anyone I know.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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Borderline embarrassing fact: I used to have a pseudo line when I was seven called Zizzy Fashion. I love clothing, and I would eventually like to design as well as act.
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I used to sculpt a bit as a kid.
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I should have died in ambushes a hundred times.
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It used to be you wanted to marry up.
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Daytime soap operas, which I used to adore, have been declining in quality and importance for over a decade, and I gradually stopped monitoring them.
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It used to be, it is accepted scientific wisdom the Earth is flat, and this heretic named Galileo was branded a denier.
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All truth is not to be told at all times.
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One of the advantages of appearing in such a play is that you begin to understand it properly, I feel Ophelia's tragedy was that she had been so used by everybody and felt that she bore a great burden of guilt.
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I'm kind of used to being around guys on set, and I grew up with a brother who treated me like I was a boy.
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I auditioned for 'Game of Thrones' seven times! Loads of times.
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One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.
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Herbs deserve to be used much more liberally.
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I used to work as a proofreader at Merrill Lynch.
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Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
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All the media are horrible.
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It wasn't until my late twenties that I learned that by working out I had given myself a great gift. I learned that nothing good comes without work and a certain amount of pain. When I finish a set that leaves me shaking, I know more about myself. When something gets bad, I know it can't be as bad as that workout.
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If not every one of these people, who were never perfect, is worthy of our love, at least their fate deserves our attention and our memory. They should talk and be talked about.
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But you know me-I'm an information magpie, always interested in shiny bits of intel. I've never gotten in trouble because of knowing too much.
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I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.
