Bill Burr Quotes
I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
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Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
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If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.
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It used to hurt me that people thought I didn't have the technique and the temperament to play Test cricket.
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I changed that system in Florida when I was the Speaker of the House - I was the Minority Leader; I saw for 16 years the way a power system works.
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Richard Donner is one of the few directors in Hollywood that can make whatever movie he wants exactly the way he wants it. No one will stop him.
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It used to be that you needed a $500-million-a-year company in order to reach a worldwide audience of consumers. Now, all you need is a Steam account. That changes a whole bunch of stuff. It's kind of a boring 'gee, information processing changes a stuff' story, but it's going to have an impact on every single company.
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It is every intelligent man's experience that evildoing recoils on the doer sooner or later.
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You don't have to be gay to be attracted to your friend.
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I ask the rights to pursue happiness by having a voice in that government to which I am accountable.
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When I was writing 'Shotgun,' it's one of the first songs that's come to me as an image.
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What's important is to be able to see yourself, I think, as having commonality with other people and not determine, because of your good luck, that everybody is less significant, less interesting, less important than you are.
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I want a big house with a moat and dragons and a fort to keep people out.
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I can tell you who I'd like to work with as far as rock legends. Definitely Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters. Of course Linkin Park. Actually, I already worked with Travis Barker on a couple of things. Gotta let the drummer get some. Possibly Paramore, Hayley Williams.
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We live in a society where nothing is sacred.
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The martyrologies are catalogues in which are to be found the names of the saints with the days and places of their deaths and, generally, with the distinctive character of their sanctity and with an historic summary of their lives.
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The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them to be responsible on the various adventures they have on their way to those goals, good, bad, and otherwise.
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The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia.
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Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
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I took dance from a very early age, although my first recital, I remember refusing to go onstage. I think I was three. It's funny because that stage was also my high school theater stage.
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So people are talking about revolution. What a revolution it would be to have a woman president.
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I'm a straight shooter: I'll stand with the people of Montana and President Trump to support Kavanaugh's nomination because there is no doubt that he will defend our Constitution and protect our Montana way of life.
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I don't look at family and what I do for a living as separate things. They're all kind of one thing, and this is part of their life just like it's part of mine.
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At times I think and at times I am.
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I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
