Bill Burr Quotes
My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by NASA. "Actually, it's got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the..." Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That's all I really care about you and your little garden hose.Bill Burr
Quotes to Explore
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I'm, I guess you could say, the Chinese-speaking, banjo-picking girl.
Abigail Washburn -
I went back to Belfast and started a club, the Maritime. No one had thought about doing a blues club, so I was the first.
Van Morrison -
I learned that despite having years and years of experience in math and computer science and so on, I didn't really know how to code until I formed a company.
Balaji Srinivasan -
The atmosphere seems to change once the sun goes down and the race fans get to watch a good show.
Dale Earnhardt -
I have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years.
Vanilla Ice -
My job as a leader is to make sure everybody in the company has great opportunities, and that they feel they're having a meaningful impact and are contributing to the good of society. As a world, we're doing a better job of that. My goal is for Google to lead, not follow that.
Larry Page
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What I particularly like about Broadway is the camaraderie and the friendship of other people in other shows. Everybody knows you're opening and cares about you. There's a real village atmosphere.
Ian Mckellen -
A lot of times, you think you want something, and then you find something completely different.
Camila Alves -
The thing that's protected me creatively is that the movies have made profits.
M. Night Shyamalan -
Honestly, I think we should be delighted people still want to read, be it on a Kindle or a Nook or whatever the latest device is.
Joanne Rowling -
When you have balance in your life, work becomes an entirely different experience. There is a passion that moves you to a whole new level of fulfillment and gratitude, and that's when you can do your best... for yourself and for others.
Cara Delevingne -
I never had a serious injury that kept me out of a big competition. Now everyone has injuries – to their feet or their knees or their backs.
Katarina Witt
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Oh for a blast of that dread horn on Fontarabian echoes borne!
Walter Scott -
'I don't want to make a mistake,' said the Will softly. 'Better not to make a decision than to make a mistake.' 'The whole House is going to fall down if you don't make a decision!' Arthur argued.
Garth Nix -
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Oliver Goldsmith -
Nude scenes aren't fun.
Jimmy Smits -
My mindset is always to be victorious, to win the match.
Diego Costa -
During 'Race 2,' I had to lean down completely because there was a lot of action scenes in it.
Jacqueline Fernandez
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Carnegie Hall was real fabulous, but you know, it ain't as big as the Grand Ole Opry.
Patsy Cline -
It's amazing to impact people's lives - it's a cool thing to have the spotlight and be able to reassure people, to say, "It's OK to be you."
Kelly Clarkson -
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Josh Billings -
My priority will always be my performance more than anything associated with a film. I always look forward to give my best to the character I play on screen.
Anushka Shetty -
My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by NASA. "Actually, it's got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the..." Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That's all I really care about you and your little garden hose.
Bill Burr