Bill Burr Quotes
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I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
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It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.
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And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is astounding to me. He's a terrible person.
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It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.
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I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me.
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I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
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Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third party - the ones who say their gonna jail the bankers.
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Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
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When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.
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When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.
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If you're away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there's someone else living in it.
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Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.
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I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.
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I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.
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Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.
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You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
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I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.
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My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.
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Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
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Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.
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Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.
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I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
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I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.