Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
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I've spent so many years talking about poverty and economic justice, I'm strongly tempted to get biblical. Jesus' teachings are so radical; they're just insanely generous and apocalyptic. Christians become more fascinated by the dead Jesus. They don't like the living Jesus.
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I love cooking and baking.
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Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.
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My parents gave me the easy option that if you're going to go your way, that's the highway. You can expect no funds and no support, which I think was legitimate; that was a fair option.
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I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of sketches thrown in could be really fun. But you know, that may never happen. Minimally, I just want to keep making stand-up.
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Quiet is the new loud.
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As awful as crime can be, it's what happens afterward - the struggling to get out of bed, to put one foot in front of the other - that alters people.
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I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
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People don't slip. Time catches up with them.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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Toleration is good for all, or it is good for none.
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It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what I was getting into.
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It's time to recognize what compromise means: no side wins or loses all.
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Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
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I mean the future has become old fashioned.
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I was lucky enough to be fairly quick at understanding what was taught, but unlucky enough not to be really interested in it, so I always got my exams but never had the scholar's love of learning for its own sake.
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I find that I don't lie about the big things in life. The things that matter. And about me. While I'm talking about myself, I rarely lie: I know who I am, my level of talent, that I'm not the most versatile filmmaker, the person I am. I don't lie about myself because I don't lie to myself.
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You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
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Experience is knowledge. All the rest is information.
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I am somebody who never came close to a physical altercation, because I was too scared of even getting near one - I'd probably just start crying.
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You cannot live when you are untouchable. Life is vulnerability.
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My best friend is the most important girl, outside of family, to me. I met her when I went to college and we bonded immediately. I'd do anything for her at any time. We phone each other every day.
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The most beautiful part is the traveling, and getting to know different cultures and different types of people and to perform in very, very important venues in each country.
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No detail is too minor to note.