Marc Maron Quotes
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I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally.
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When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.
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On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
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It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.
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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
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He George W. Bush was speaking in congress and he was saying 'Why do they hate us? Because of what’s going on right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Except for me, of course. I took the presidency in a bureaucratic coup with the help of my father’s friends in the courthouse around the corner.'
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In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.
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The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
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Pearl Harbor the movie, arguably, was worse than the invasion itself.
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.