Marc Maron Quotes
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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He George W. Bush was speaking in congress and he was saying 'Why do they hate us? Because of what’s going on right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Except for me, of course. I took the presidency in a bureaucratic coup with the help of my father’s friends in the courthouse around the corner.'
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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
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There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
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In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.
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Pearl Harbor the movie, arguably, was worse than the invasion itself.
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The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.