Marc Maron Quotes
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I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
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For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
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Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
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The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
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We certainly showed those Afghanis for what those Saudis did. But hey, can’t shit where you eat, you know?
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As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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Do you think Beethoven had any inkling in even the darkest recesses of his unconscious, when he was deaf and sweating over his Fifth Symphony, that one day it would emit from some idiot’s pocket, and the response would be 'Fuck, it’s my mom'?
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I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me.
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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
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I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.
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The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers.
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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
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I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.
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We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.
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It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.
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I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
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I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
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Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
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When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.
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Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.