Artie Lange Quotes
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

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I think that the training of architects allows you to see what will happen ten years ahead of time, or twenty. It's not guessing, it's not intuitive, it's based on research - and we may be wrong.
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I've never got into debt and I've always been in control of my taxes and VAT, but having four children costs a lot. They are my weakness.
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I don't think I'm really open to having Washington change me.
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When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability... To be alive is to be vulnerable.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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I do make a good ragu pasta, which everyone seems to like. Or that could be just me talking; who knows what they really think. I actually stole the recipe from my older sister Vera, who also loves to cook. I took all my recipes from her.
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No one escapes from the past without bearing some of its burdens.
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You can't write a screenplay if you've been doing a zero-hours contract. Which means that the people who write drama, the people who commission dramas, and the people who direct dramas all come from a small circle of society.
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I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.
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Living here in North America - I have been Americanized. When I go back home now, there are things that I have far less tolerance for in South Africa. We've come such a long way in terms of race relations and the economy as well as people's willingness to move on. There are still a lot of things that are frustrating about being in South Africa.
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I was fascinated by fairies when I was growing up, and I wanted to see one dreadfully.
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Yeah, I like clothes, but I hardly ever go shopping. Hardly ever!
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I don't wanna be preached to. Unless it's in a beautiful voice, I don't want that.
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I only hope that one day, America will recognize what the rest of the world already has known, that our indigenous music - gospel, blues, jazz and R&B - is the heart and soul of all popular music; and that we cannot afford to let this legacy slip into obscurity, I'm telling you.
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Gujarat is the fourth state in the world where we have a separate climate-change department.
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The people know their rights, and they are never slow to assert and maintain them when they are invaded.
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The inventory goes down the elevator every night.
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Sports can unify the Iraqi people - no Sunnis, no Shiites, just sport for the country.
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Keyless entry in a car is something that we're used to. Somehow, the home has been very resistant to this. Some of it has to do with security, but today we know that technology, when things are invisible, is actually safer than physical artifacts.
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If football taught me anything about business, it is that you win the game one play at a time.
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You do a film and you know where you're going, you have this material to stretch and play with as much as possible because you know how it ends.
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I loved Peg Bundy. I am so happy that I got to do that. It was really fun.
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I think, in reading a few sentences of text, you can just tell the tone, and that's something I love in prose writers but in lyricists as well.
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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that