Aziz Ansari Quotes
Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!
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More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
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Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.
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By nature, I was a little guy with big legs - a stocky lad.
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Sports are a microcosm of society.
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Two young doctors - one from Harvard and the other from Dartmouth - invited me to go to Mecca in my husband's stead. And that is what helped put me back on track.
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When I escaped from China and came to Hong Kong, the contrast was that China was like hell and Hong Kong like heaven. Though I was very poor, I smelled the air of freedom and was full of hope for the future. That's the way I thought heaven is.
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As an Independent, she has no party backing... Her being the first Independent president trumps the fact that she's a woman. It causes even more upheaval in Washington than her being female.
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My goal is to be able to provide for myself and not have to worry about the daily expenses. I do want to be able to benefit from my work and make a good living, but I love it so much that I would do it for free.
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In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same time period as you are.
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I always had the sense that nothing was never good enough - striving for perfection. My mother and I had a sort of typical mother-daughter relationship.
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My favorite song is 'No Air,' a duet I did with Chris Brown. I don't want to sound weird or anything, but I listen to it a lot - it's always on my iPod!
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Many people are alive but don't touch the miracle of being alive.
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My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck.
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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
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I have big everything on the bottom but I love my legs. You've got to love what's yours.
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Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others.
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We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.
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My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often.
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I didn't like men because they were so physically competitive. Men are always making a pecking order. "I can beat you up and you can beat him up ..."
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Vibrations are nothing but Divine Love.
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Having your own character in a video game is pretty cool.
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Everybody dreams, but memory for dreams is famously elusive. Even Sigmund Freud, without the benefit of modern technology's electroencephalogram, or EEG, did not know that adult humans dream 90 minutes per night, and that newborns spend eight hours per day dreaming (out of their 16 hours of sleep). REM sleep helps grow the brain!
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Human weakness is to desire to know what one does not want to know.
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Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!
