Aziz Ansari Quotes
If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.
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I just have a connection with sign language. I always thought the deaf community was a different community to be a part of. In high school, me and my friend took sign language.
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Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.
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My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that.
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From inside where I live, I feel like I just perceive events in a certain rational way. I often find it sad or poignant, and it may not make me laugh a bit. But I don't mind inventing a portrait that allows others to laugh if that's what they want to do.
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'Encyclopedia Brown Takes the Case,' 'The Secret of the Old Clock,' 'Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret,' 'Flowers in the Attic,' 'Gone With the Wind' - these are the books that defined my childhood. They thrilled me. They made me feel like I wasn't alone in the world.
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Medicine, anything academic, is a very Persian Iranian route to take in life, in one's career.
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And the people I have been accountable to every single day in the Senate are the 27 million Texans who I represent and I made a promise to them that I make to you today, which is, if I am elected, every single day I will do two things: tell the truth, and do what I said I would do.
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Even in the angels there is the subordination of one hierarchy to another, and in the heavens, and all the bodies that are moved, the lowest by the highest and the highest in their turn unto the Supreme Mover of all.
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I was very skinny, braces; so I never thought I would be a model.
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The nature of creativity is to make space for things to happen... We can drive it out with our busyness and plans.
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I'm an emotional person.
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The air of ideas is the only air worth breathing.
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I'm the girl who will show up in jeans no matter what - but the jeans can get fancier and fancier.
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Take your average couscous salad, and it's almost always a sloppy mush, no matter how much attention has gone into getting flavours in there.
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If America is truly Israel's greatest ally, we should not be asking it to put its citizens and future at risk by forcing the establishment of a hostile Palestinian state as the only option.
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I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.
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Obviously, you always hope you're going to get on with people you work with.
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The American dream is still to own your home.
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I love Unknown Mortal Orchestra, who are from New Zealand, living in Portland.
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I like to laugh and have a good time rather than brood and be sullen.
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Peacemaking and democratic state-building require blood and magic.
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Tired of nagging your kids to hurry up, get dressed, drink their milk and brush their teeth? Here's a radical idea: Don't.
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I'm an incurable romantic, and Casablanca's one of the most romantic pictures I've ever seen - the combination of Bogart and Bergman is just magical.
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If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan." And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.
