Maria Semple Quotes
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It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
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If you want to look at the state of humans, you should look at the state of animals first. People are choosing whether or not they can feed an animal and their family. And every shelter coast-to-coast is stuffed.
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I'm just trying to have fun, and maybe the way I hold myself kind of freaks people out. I don't feel like an outsider, and I think my friends feel the same way I do. Now that we're playing to larger audiences, maybe we're weird to some people. But I'm trying to express what I am.
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My voice, I have to say, is kind of miraculous because I was born with a cleft palate.
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Archery requires very sensitive muscles.
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I went into acting as psychotherapy, and it's still a work in progress.
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My first paying job, when I was 15, I was a day camp counselor.
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Writing is always a restorative process. It's like paddling a kayak. When you're writing, you can't do anything else. You're in the space you're in. So, in that way, it's enormously centering and restorative.
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Those who invoke history will certainly be heard by history. And they will have to accept its verdict.
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I went from working with Spielberg to working with Clint Eastwood - I might as well just retire.
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I buy books, I have shelves of books. I love to read.
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Friendships are discovered rather than made.
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White lies keep social dignity intact and are far more prevalent than most people realize. Several studies have found that an average person is lied to from 10 to 200 times a day - mostly just to keep a conversation going, to avoid conflict, or to establish a connection with someone.
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One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.
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I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
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Slavery is now no where more patiently endured, than in countries once inhabited by the zealots of liberty.
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Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they were bastards.
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In order to depict a man one must understand him, and to understand him one must be like him; in order to portray his psychological activities one must be able to reproduce them in oneself. To understand a man one must have his nature in oneself.
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I was in band that played mostly covers for a while, and the bands that we would cover were, like, the alternative rock bands of that day: we did a Jane's Addiction song and a Faith No More song. All the kind of alternative radio of that time, the late '80s, basically.
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I had a chance to do 'Ant-Man' in 2011.
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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
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Man knows that love is, but not what it is.
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Lack of consistency is a weakness shared by all nations.
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My strength as a TV writer was my total lack of interest in television.
