Al Bernstein Quotes
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I'm lucky. I've got pretty good genes.
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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
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People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You're laughing one minute and you're crying the next and that's just life for me, and that is what people are like.
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Now all my teachers are dead except silence.
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I'm not looking for a challenge, necessarily. I'm looking to make a really great film.
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A Microsoft-Yahoo merger is a deal only an investment banker could love.
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I'm still very much in the apprentice stage of writing. I read somewhere that you need to write a million words before you know what you're doing - so I'm headed that way, but I'm nowhere near there.
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We support about 5,000 non-governmental organizations (NGOs) with software, training, and technical support. We provide our software at virtually no cost to them, and they're lighting up the world with what they do.
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I stopped doing standup because it stopped being fun. And the reason it stopped being fun was it was harder to write - and this was before the Internet - it was harder to write new stuff. It had gotten so crazy.
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I like things that make you grit your teeth. I like tucking my chin in and sort of leading into the storm. I like that feeling. I like it a lot.
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Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol.
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I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
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We tend to think about fascism in terms of the Second World War.
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The Smethwick Conservatives can have the satisfaction of having topped the poll, and of having sent here as their Member one who, until a further General Election restores him to oblivion, will serve his term here as a Parliamentary leper
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How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad.
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But the worst handicap we had the prohibition of naming individual units who had done the fighting.
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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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It is passing strange to be in the company of black women And be the only one who does not worry about not being with a man
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I do need to be told when I'm going wrong. No one's acting can be an exact, 100 percent science.
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I ride a bike and use aerobic equipment twice a week, and work out with a trainer, lifting weights.
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The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit.
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
