Craig Kilborn Quotes
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New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.
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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.
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People who go into show business are screwed up.
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I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.
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I have a wonderful respect for old people.
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'
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I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.
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People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
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I don't complain.
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I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.
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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
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Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.
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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'
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I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
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I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
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John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'
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I'm from the Midwest.
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The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
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Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.
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Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.
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CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.
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It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.
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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.