Conan O'Brien Quotes
A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.
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I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.
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By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.
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Unsettling signs of al Qaeda's aims and skills in cyberspace have led some government experts to conclude that terrorists are at the threshold of using the Internet as a direct instrument of bloodshed.
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The world is too violent right now.
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Animals keep you company when you're really lonely. It helps because when you have a friend around who always likes you no matter what - it's harder to feel bad or down.
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The reason a poet is a poet is to write poems, not to advertise himself as a poet.
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Chris and Toby are far too sane to be upset any more.
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Entrenched scriptural literalism is, in my opinion, completely out of touch with reality.
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My older kids are fantastic people. It can't be the result of my influence on them.
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Archery requires very sensitive muscles.
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Layering in different patterns will keep things from appearing too studied.
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First of all my real full name is Lloyd Vernet Bridges III.
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The international proletariat first appeared on the scene in the early Thirties of the nineteenth century, and its first great action was the French Revolution of 1848.
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Improv as an actor makes you present in the moment. You listen, you're attentive. You're not acting so much as reacting, which is what you're doing in life all the time.
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I really, really enjoy comedy. I think that's one of my strong suits. It's my zone. And people don't expect it from me, which is a whammy.
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Working on 'Girls' opened up a lot of opportunity for me. It's like a dream job. It's a dream.
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I don't have cable. I just never watched a lot of TV.
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I don't do meetings.
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Americans are a decade behind Canada when it comes to sex education and understanding their bodies.
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When I found this opportunity to answer the ad, I got the job and I've been there ever since.
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My dad always told me that anyone's voice is just another instrument added to the music.
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One of the reasons that our colleges have gotten so expensive is because of tenure.
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I think I wrote 'The Trysting Place' in about three weeks. But it was inexperience that made me have to do that. I didn't feel good about the book all the time I was writing it. It felt a bit like wading through molasses.
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A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.
