Conan O'Brien Quotes
A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.
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I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.
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By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.
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Unsettling signs of al Qaeda's aims and skills in cyberspace have led some government experts to conclude that terrorists are at the threshold of using the Internet as a direct instrument of bloodshed.
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The world is too violent right now.
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Animals keep you company when you're really lonely. It helps because when you have a friend around who always likes you no matter what - it's harder to feel bad or down.
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The reason a poet is a poet is to write poems, not to advertise himself as a poet.
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Chris and Toby are far too sane to be upset any more.
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Entrenched scriptural literalism is, in my opinion, completely out of touch with reality.
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My older kids are fantastic people. It can't be the result of my influence on them.
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Archery requires very sensitive muscles.
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Layering in different patterns will keep things from appearing too studied.
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Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?
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First of all my real full name is Lloyd Vernet Bridges III.
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The international proletariat first appeared on the scene in the early Thirties of the nineteenth century, and its first great action was the French Revolution of 1848.
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Improv as an actor makes you present in the moment. You listen, you're attentive. You're not acting so much as reacting, which is what you're doing in life all the time.
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I really, really enjoy comedy. I think that's one of my strong suits. It's my zone. And people don't expect it from me, which is a whammy.
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Working on 'Girls' opened up a lot of opportunity for me. It's like a dream job. It's a dream.
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I don't have cable. I just never watched a lot of TV.
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My ideal travel companions are my surfboard, wetsuit, and guitar.
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Imagination is the most marvelous, miraculous, inconceivably powerful force the world has ever known.
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My dad used to sing in a quartet. He loved everything: adult contemporary, anything smooth. He'd listen to the quartets.
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I think the serious things really are the things that make for happiness – people and things that are compatible, love.... So many people are content just to sit around and talk about them instead of getting out and attaining them. As if life were a joke of some kind.
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All accidents and experiments, and discoveries, are what my work is about. The problem that I have as an artist is being way too critical.
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A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.
