Conan O'Brien Quotes
Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.

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I'm probably less volatile and tempestuous than a lot of Aries, but I think I'm probably quite loud and outgoing and passionate. Maybe a bit difficult or stubborn.
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The Analytical Engine does not occupy common ground with mere 'calculating machines.' It holds a position wholly its own, and the considerations it suggests are more interesting in their nature.
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Ironically, the original Detroit Stock Exchange once sat less than a thousand feet from StockX headquarters here in downtown Detroit. It is only fitting that we are going to build the next iteration of the world's most efficient market invention almost in the same spot.
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China should be developing through the various foreign investments it receives. I hope for its level-headed and rational understanding that anything to discourage that is a disservice to itself.
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I was lucky that I got to do films in between seasons of 'Chuck.'
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I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director.
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I have always been an active part of my community.
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I want to have an impact because I don't want anybody to have to go through what I went through.
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When somebody loves youIt's no good unless he loves you - all the wayHappy to be near youWhen you need someone to cheer you - all the way.
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This goes to demonstrate the fact that John Howard established this inquiry in order to bring about his own absolution, not to bring about any form of accountability.
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Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
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There's a certain rhythm to comedy that is almost like you're dancing and you just go on autopilot, so to speak. There's something just beautifully enjoyable about comedy in that respect. It's a joy to be able to do that. Drama, you get to go to depths that you haven't gone to before.
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So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.
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Hebrew in America has a bemusing past. The Puritans, out of scriptural piety, once dreamed of establishing Hebrew as the national language.
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That's one thing I like to do before going in for a read - doing research once I actually have been granted the role - is to look up people's names.
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Men and women are not born inconstant: they are made so by their early amorous experiences.
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The second-class couple is far closer to what the audience is today. It's who we are.
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I made your sorrow mine also, that you might have help in bearing it.
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Most people do not benefit from psychoanalysis because the trauma lies not in this life but in a past life.
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I think you need the failures to get the success. You learn more from that.
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We [with Les Charles] started talking about hotel stories, and we found that a lot of the action was happening in the hotel bar. We actually thought of that while we were in a bar: "Why would anyone ever leave here?"
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Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.